A joke for you vets.

[alfredo]

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a
bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two
points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would
be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of
his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out
with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out
with $96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like
to be measured replied "from the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was
suggested to the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining
about the nice checks the previous two officers had received.

But, the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him
providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical
officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop em," which he did. The
medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis
and began to work back.

"My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

The Captain replied "Vietnam."

[No Passaran]

1. :)

Nice.

[Catch22Dem]

2. I'll Add

A USAF General and a grizzly old Chief Master Sergeant were both getting their hair cut and shave at the same time in the base barber shop.

When the General's haircut was finished, the barber splashed some aftershave on his hands and rubbed them together.

The General immediately grabbed the barber's hands and said, "HEY, don't put that shit on me! My wife will think I've been at a whorehouse!"

The Chief Master Sergeant looked up at the other barber, who was also getting the aftershave out, and said, "You can go ahead and put some on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

:)

[alfredo]

3. LOL

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