You know how when you get a phleghm bubble in your throat

[A-Schwarzenegger]

and you voice gets funny like an alien or a robot?
Is there any way to make that happen on purpose?
I want to do it in my debate a few times to ease
the tension of the issues and giving my memorize
answers. I think it would be funny and throw the
other candidates off their stride.

[Don_G]

1. Helium Gas?

I think you can get in aeresol cans.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. That is a pretty good idea but

don't you think somebody will notice if I
take a can of areosol helium out of my pants
and spray it down my throat? It won't be as thriling
for everybody if they see it coming. I suppose
I could write "MOUTHWASH NOT HELIUM" on the can.

[salin]

2. I bet if you just repeat

your story on what was so "cool" about your last movie... that it would have the same effect on the other candidates. Nothing like creating that mental image of sticking "a chick's" head in the toilet... to make folks lose their mental focus.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. It was not a "chick's' head".

It was a chicks ROBOT"S head. And I apologized
to the gal who played the chick robot. I suppose I
could wear a tank top to the debate to throw off
the mental focus. I could ripple my blinding chest
muscles when Arianna starts to make some joke about
me. If I can throw everybody off their stride like
Reagan did with "I may be old but duh-duh-duh whatever
he said." That's all anybody remembers is one thing anyway.
If I said something funny with it echoing around inside
a phelpqm bubble, it would do it.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Arnold, that's how you always talk (n/t)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. No I do not.

It is a very special odd strange sound.
You are talking and then all of a sudden
it feels like there is an echo in your throat.
I go, "Listen Maria do you hear the echo from
the phlgheqm bubble in my throat?" She goes
"Oooo, don't!" So I keep trying to do it,
"What's wrong, Maria?" and then it pops. If
I could just do it in the debate while Ariiana
is picking on me it would blow her mind and
make everybody laugh and I would win the debate.

[Terwilliger]

4. phlegm bubble means a head cold

hope it lasts through October 7th

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. No it does not mean a head cold

Phgelgqm is always in your throat and mouth. It is a
part of nature. Pleghmg to a human is like oil to
a toaster.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. Remember...

Hummingbird in throat? I would suggest you wear an apron; that will throw them off their stride.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. You know what gives me a hummingbird in the throat these days?

You know that lady from the future in that
commercial for Transitions glasses. Oh ma ma mia.
She walks in with a black shimmery kind of jump
suit from the future and she smiles at some dope.
Then they walk off outside and their clothse
turn white. She walks like she is a snake in a
gal's body. Then they come back to today fromn the
future and they go in a Transition store but it's
not as good. Then she smiles again and her eye gets
wierd. Oh hasta la la baby!

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. there is one sure fire way to achieve phlegm-globbiness Arnold

go to your local pediatricians office and handle all of the toys in the waiting area. This will inflict no less than ten million childhood illness upon you at one time. Any of them WILL produce the mucus-android vocal sound you crave.

Since you have a few months before the debate now that the 9th circuit court has intevened, have you considered having your entire voicebox removed and replaced with one of those handheld devices? It would make you sound very much like a Cylon from the old Battlestar Galacitica series.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. Maybe I could just put a tape recorder inside my poduim

and say that I have the power to be insible.
Then I will turn on the tape recorder with a
remote control from my weight room in Brentwood
and I could play the answers to the pre=prepared
questions. I would go, "Erm, that is a very good
question I am so glad you asked. As you know I
love children and believe in teaching them high
morals like crush anybody who get in you way, etc."
(Joke for DU rad libs.)