The "Pickles Dearest" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"No...wire...hanging...of decorations...EVER!!!"

[sniffa]

1. on the next IRON CHEF!!!

[elehhhhna]

8. Battle: Gingerbread!

[skypilot]

2. "I'm not mad at you...

...I'm mad at the DIRT!"

[AlCzervik]

14. lol-zing

[Wickerman]

3. When I said snow I meant SNOW

I don't care what George said, you are NOT to substitute coke for snow!

[Bertha Venation]

4. ...and you made this snowman entirely of Crisco?! Wow....

[billyskank]

13. It's about time I asked

what the hell is Crisco?

Once I know this, I can die...

[donheld]

18. Crisco is a cooking oil

[Dora]

19. Solid vegetable fat. Very very bad for you.

It's vegetable oil that's been converted to a solid fat by the process of hydrogenation or something like that.

It's what creates trans-fats, and those are BAAAAAAD for YOU.

[Bertha Venation]

23. Solid Vegetable Shortening. Kinda like lard for vegetarians.

Thick and white. Pure fat.

[DS1]

5. I grab that chimp's balls JUST LIKE THIS!

and squeeze until he cries like his daddy.

[Yuugal]

6. I clearly specified solid coke!

And you try to pawn this hollowed out Frosty on me? My husband is dumb, but he'll never fall for this.

[XNASA]

7. pickles sez: "I set my bottle of smirnoff here just 3 minutes ago....

Now where the f*ck did it go?"

[Left Is Write]

9. "You idiot! Why does my snowman look like he's on DRUGS?!"

[alexisfree]

10. you are fired!

you freaking inept were is baby Jesus? :nuke:

[AlCzervik]

11. "Helloooo, i said made of crisco you idiot!"

[alexisfree]

12. funny

the real bitch is coming out!

[BringEmOn]

15. The Red Queen: "Off with his head!"

[Endangered Specie]

16. "Give me FOOD NOW or I'll run your ass over just like in 1963!"

[madbelgiancow]

17. cockroaches ARE huge this time of year - lemme splat it

check out her blouse

wtf is THAT?

[borlis]

20. She was just on Inside Edition

showing off all the decorations in the WH. I think they reported that there are over 60 (I think) decorated trees on display. She acts like such a stepford wife. She said she is not prepared for the holidays at all this year yet and she has no idea what to buy for *. Makes me want to puke.

[stupid grin]

21. A bit off topic, but does anybody else noice Laura's claw-like hands?

When she waves, her palm pushes foward and her fingers curl at the ends like claws, it drives me nuts. I hate the way she waves, all quick and twitchy.

[alexisfree]

22. her nickname

...the iron claws!

[stupid grin]

24. oh really? I didn't know that, d'oh!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. "That snowman is almost as big as my dick"

Sorry...I know that was a low blow.

[winston61]

26. lighten up people

I mean look who the woman's mother-in-law is, the gem who raised shrub and made him what he is today. That would run anybody to the liquor cabinet or prescription bottle.