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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:06 PM
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All you non-smokers CUT IT OUT!
pretty soon i'll be the only one who smells like an ashtray :cry:
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:08 PM
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1. No you won't. As part of the next generation of smokers
I'll be smelling like an ashtray for at least the next 3-5 years. :smoke:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:08 PM
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2. i'm with you
i'LL stink with you
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:08 PM
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3. I smell like an ashtray filled with Maraschino cherries.
Thank you, cheap drugstore cherry pipe tobacco!
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ohioliberal Donating Member (458 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:09 PM
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4. I'm with you
just chew a lot of gum.
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:18 PM
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5. Nope, I'll smell like my pipe until the end....
if it were not for my 'drug of choice' I would be one mean SOB. With my pipe I'm as docile as a puppy. Which would you rather encounter?
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 03:30 PM
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6. I only smoke when I drink
but then I smoke like a mother - turkey & coke, a clean pool table, kickin' chickin and the brother lights right on up. And I smoke those girlie marlboro mediums - they're actually lights in a red box. Makes me look more manly than smoking Vagina Slimes.

Not allowed to smoke at home though - which is fine with me since I don't drink at home. Damn, a drink sho would be good.
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