Best method to fight off a Freeper?

[LostInAnomie]

Lets say hypothetically one of those people corner you in an alley. What method will you use to stay alive?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Wave a picture of Hillary Clinton at them....

....it is similar to using a cross on vampires.

[NuttyFluffers]

10. i also find speaking french another ward against freeper-evli

i call it 'spraying "dickhead-be-gone"'

[MrMonk]

2. Smack 'em on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

[Somawas]

3. Whisper "Tax Cuts"

watch their eyes glaze over and then go fo a KO while they are in a trance or just run.

[Poll_Blind]

4. Beat them the fuck up then kick them while they're pleading...

...for mercy. I sincerely hope that future polls on the same topic would have that as added to the list of possible answers. I believe there are a number of us liberals out there who are just fucking waiting for an excuse to rub a freeper's face off on some cement.

I have a problem with fascists. These people are enemies of Liberty. I would do the same against Nazis.

I'm old fashioned like that.

PB

[NightTrain]

5. Try a cross and a bottle of holy water.

;)

[sans qualia]

6. Throw some oxycontin in their direction

Freepers can't resist it. Proven fact.

[lcordero]

7. blast a cap in his ass

[LostInAnomie]

12. YIKES! That avatar is freaking me the hell out!

They never stop!

[johnnie]

8. Point at their skin and say

Oh my God! I think you are turning black.

[Chovexani]

9. Give 'em the Red Ass

[Coyote_Bandit]

11. Annointing Oil and Tongues

Handing back their own medicine freaks 'em out - especially when a Bible verse in context is also added

[BikeWriter]

13. Speak two and three syllable words to them...

It confuses them...

[johnnie]

14. Point to the concrete and say

"Hey, that oil stain looks like the Virgin Mary."

[nickgutierrez]

15. Kicking them in the genitals is too hard.

There's not that much to hit. I think I would just prefer the bible quoting. Either that, or garlic.

[Redleg]

16. I tell them "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" They seem to understand that.

Freeper types must be dealt with harshly. They only understand force.

[kodi]

17. .410

one shot.

[Renew Deal]

18. Raid

Fuckin cocka roaches

[JohnnyCougar]

21. God Damn it!

I was just about to say that!

:P

[Seabiscuit]

19. Tell him he looks "simply fabulous today"

or tell her, "Dearie, you're soooo butch!"

[AngryLizard]

20. Other: With one hand tied behind my back!

Damn right! F'in Freepers!