I'm watching MST3000 video with the movie "Angels Revenge"

[joeybee12]

And I'm giggling like an idiot!

[RandomKoolzip]

1. "Sheila Kneival!"

"Those were big dogs."


"The mean streets of Ojai...."



"And we're starting a fascist petting zoo!"


"I understand it took hours to get this shot......"


"Owww, my artificial hip!!!"


I love that episode; one f my all time favorites.


"I'll bet the phrase "Where's my cocaine" was heard a lot on the set of this film..."

[joeybee12]

2. They're on the beach right now, getting the "shipment", and the girls

just stuck their tongues in one of the guys' ears! YeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwH!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. "I hope those are stunt tongues...."

Peter Lawford's soused attempts at acting are what made this film for me.



"Control...."

[joeybee12]

4. They're now bathing in the waterfall...

Tom Srevos' comment; "And now the reason why this movie was made!"

[leftist_rebel1569]

5. have you seen either the "Laserblast" or "Pumaman" ones?

THOSE are my all-time faves...

"I am a wood sprite"

[Fenris]

6. Ah! Lazerblast and Pewmaman!

Two of my faves as well. I love Lazerblast.

[leftist_rebel1569]

10. "it's time to teach the world to GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!"

"I'll make that kid button his shirt if it's the last thing I do"

"A Microsoft chair meeting goes horribly wrong..."

"Where do you get YOUR office supplies?"

I know there's more, but i'm cracking up too much to think of more from Laserblast...lol, too great...

[joeybee12]

13. Now it's time for Girl Woman!

Hadda be there.

[Fenris]

19. "I'm not ready for football anymore."

"I'm a dumb, scrawny cracker!"

"Billy, it appears to be a Wizard of Oz commemorative plate."

"Here's my Merle Haggard Visa, I assume you take that."

"Can I offer you a glass of fabric softener?"

"I long for a Hal Needham film right about now."

"I'm listening to 20 explosive hits by 20 explosive stars."

"I'm gonna drink the Hell out of this Coke."

"Stephen Stills and Bill Gates."

"Guess what just happened at Dealy Plaza?"

"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go POW but WOOSH!"

"Norelco's Plan for global domination: CLEANER SHAVE, CLOSER SHAVE, SMOOTHER ALL THE WAY..."

"Look out thunderbucket, you're about to meet your greatest challenge."

"That was Cochese's Charger?"

"Edward CD-Player Hands"

[joeybee12]

21. "How come all the guys get rewarded for bad behavior?"

After the Angeles decide to tie up Jack Palance.

The show is really big with young kids--doubt they get all the jokes!

[leftist_rebel1569]

22. "HELP! My ankle is caught in the cliff!"

"Who's that lit-up guy in the background?"

"Stupid realtor job, making me put on a shirt so i can show someone a dumb house..."

"Hey, read between the lines"

"Are you reading my thoughts? Stop reading my thoughts!"

"Yes sir, we've seen Laserblast..."

"Think of how much dope I could smoke with this"

"Grand Rapids! Are you ready to rock?"

[Fenris]

23. "Come on down to Mil Ford. Free popsicles for the kids."

"I'm just gonna check out the hat collection."

"Ah, sheet cake and back fat!"

"You kill me my whole commune will hunt you down!"

"Uh, there's a camera rig on the side of your van."

"'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'...yep, no better than 'Lazerblast'"

"Leonard Maltin gives it two and a half stars!"

"Ow, ow! There was a folding shovel in there!"

"The key to the Aamaco men's room!"

Too many great lines.

[leftist_rebel1569]

29. "Even the name spells Merry Christmas..."

"And we welcome you to Denver International Airport..."

"AHHH AHHH! Oh, wait, that's just my sheets..."

"There's a box of wheaties inside, that'll last you for a month"

"Well, what do we have here? Another citizen who wasn't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!"

I agree. Too many...lol

[joeybee12]

7. Never saw those two, but I watched Skydivers this afternoon

and Catalina Caper last night!

Creepy Girl, oooh, Creepy Girl!

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Oh god! Catalina Caper!

Lots of jokes about "The Master Race" in that one.... Definitely a Frank Conniff (TV's Frank) special. You can tell when it's a Frank episode....


"Ya Got Me!"

[joeybee12]

27. Now we know how Lyle Waggoner got his start!

He was on That 70's show and he's trying to look like he did back then--lots of plastic surgery--he must be 70 or older now!

[MercutioATC]

8. Is MST3k running regularly on abny cable station any more?

I just realized how much I miss it...

[joeybee12]

9. On the Sci-Fi channel--early Sat mornings

I don't have cable, so I don't know the exact time, but I did catch it last weekend over a friend's.

[Fenris]

11. SciFi runs a select few at 8:00 AM CST on Saturday

Mostly the same episodes over and over again, and never anything from the Comedy Central era MST3K.

[MercutioATC]

15. Thank you Fenris and Joybee!!

I guess I have a reason to wake up Saturday mornings now.

[joeybee12]

18. You're welcome!

[Fenris]

20. Anything for a fellow fan!

:hi:

[scarlet_owl]

14. Sound effects by Hanna-Barbara

I love that MST3K, but "Manos, Hands of Fate" is still the favorite here in scarlet_owl land.

[joeybee12]

16. Manos, Hands of Fate is unbearable!

It really is the worst movie of all time!

[scarlet_owl]

17. Yeah. I agree.

The movie itself is just horrible. "Smoke on the wierdo!"

[RandomKoolzip]

24. Has anyone tried to watch Manos without the MST commentary?

OH MY GOD it is the creepiest movie ever made, and intentionally so, I guess. Don't watch it after 7:00 PM...it's that scary! All those pregnant pauses, the grainy film, the sax and tom-tom musical score....Crow was right, it looks like a snuff film would look like if I knew what they actually looked like (huh?)

BTW, I have almost all (missing 14, I believe) of the Comedy Central episodes on tape, but I've never seen any of the Sci-Fi channel episodes (for reasons I shall not get into here)and would LOVE to get my hands on some of them. If anybody wants to set up a trade, please e-mail me...

PS I have only four season one episodes, so don't ask me for those!

[joeybee12]

25. No, I don't want to watch Manos without MST3 comentary!

I have trouble watching it with the commentary!

[scarlet_owl]

26. I couldn't do that . It's creepy and bad enough

with the commentary.

[joeybee12]

28. Logging off-may put another MST3000 tape in--will report back tomorrow!

It's been fun!

[xcentrik]

30. Manos, w/o commentary

I had the dubious fortune to have read about the film somewhere - Psychotronic Video? Phantom of Video? and rented it before it ever ran on MST3K. It's plenty good/bad enough w/o the commentary - it was apparently made by the same guy who stars in it, who was a TX fertilizer salesman who had never made a movie before.

Whenever I see a DU'er complaining that "Dr. Giggles" or some other lame piece o' crap was the worst film ever made, I just gotta tell 'em, "Youngster, y'all don't have a clue 'bout bad."

[joeybee12]

31. That makes me want to watch it again!

But not now, of course.