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Fri Dec-03-04 05:24 AM
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can't sleep - man eating pig nipples will get me |
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Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 05:24 AM by matcom
yup. you heard me right. man eating pig-nipples. :eyes:
they were cute pigglets. tiny really at some kind of petting zoo. their heads were maybe the size of my hand.
so, i'm petting 2 of them (they are purring like kittens) when a little boy walks over and asks me where their nipples are. so, i pick one up and flip it over. i tell the boy "here they are". boy reaches out to rup little pigglet's belly and the nipples open up like some kind of alien thing and swallow boy's hand and start chomping on it.
that was an hour ago. been awake ever since.
pig-nipples. beware. :scared:
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Fri Dec-03-04 05:26 AM
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i think i'm locking the cat out of my room tonite:scared:
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Fri Dec-03-04 05:27 AM
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2. Weird nightmares must be going around tonight |
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I dreamt that cats were breaking out of the skin of my arms and filling up my room until I was drowning in a sea of catfur. I could feel them slicing and re-slicing my arms open as the wounds kept on healing over.
And no, I'm not joking or making a comment about Lounge cat threads.
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Fri Dec-03-04 06:04 AM
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3. How about a giant SIamese monster coming to get you! |
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Fri Dec-03-04 08:32 AM
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Fri Dec-03-04 08:34 AM
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5. what about the evil monkey in your closet? |
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Fri Dec-03-04 08:48 AM
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he isn't evil, just on the lamb :D
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Fri Dec-03-04 08:35 AM
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Fri Dec-03-04 08:57 AM
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8. Mmmmmm... Pig nipples. |
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Tout est bon dans le cochon!
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Fri Dec-03-04 08:58 AM
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:02 AM
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then YOU go fight the man eating pig-nipples!
LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:37 AM
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11. matcom, you might need to seek professional help |
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:42 AM
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12. after all these years of "knowing" me...... |
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:43 AM
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13. Maybe you saw this picture...and it wedged in your brain |
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:49 AM
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I am awake and that is giving me nightmares. :scared:
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:53 AM
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15. holy fucking crap!!!! |
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that pic needs a warning! What the hell is that?
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:57 AM
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17. It looks like Animal Planet is mocking the Oprah episode with the cars |
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Fri Dec-03-04 10:01 AM
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18. It's from some art gallery in France...grotesque, huh?? |
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I cropped the people out of the pic, but the expressions on their faces were something :)
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Fri Dec-03-04 10:07 AM
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19. do you know which gallery? |
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Fri Dec-03-04 10:15 AM
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20. Off to google..I'll try to fiind it again |
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When I saved it, the url went bye-bye:(.. It's been in my picture file a long time.. can't remember when I even found it:(
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Fri Dec-03-04 10:18 AM
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21. don't try too hard- I was just curious |
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Fri Dec-03-04 01:39 PM
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Fri Dec-03-04 09:56 AM
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16. Awesome, you should rent "The Thing" tonight |
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It'll make you stop worrying about PIGS anyway :7
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Fri Dec-03-04 01:23 PM
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bbbbeeeoooootttccchhhhhhh x(
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Fri Dec-03-04 01:41 PM
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24. Heh ... I was afraid to click this thread. |
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You made me want to see The Thing again.
Why can I have cool dreams like that?
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