translate this...

[McKenzie]

and yes, we do speak in this language.

http://www.scottish.parliament.uk/vli/language/scots/index.htm

[notadmblnd]

1. Welcome to the Scotish parliment website.

The scotish parliment is here to represent all scotlands folk.
We want to make sure that as many folks as can is able to find out about
what the parliment is and with the way it works.

We have product information about the parliment in a variety? of different ways? to help you to find out more.

do I pass? Can I emigrate yet?

[McKenzie]

2. very close!

even if you got an F you'd be welcome over here.

regards

[auntAgonist]

3. translation

Scots
Walcome til the Scottish Pairlament wabsite

The Scottish Pairlament is here for tae represent aw Scotland's folk.

We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

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Scots,
Welcome to the Scottish Parliament Website.

The Scottis Parliament is here to to represent all Scotland's people.

We want to make sure that as many people as are able, can find out what the Scottish Parliament is about. We have produced information about the Parliament in a range of different leads to help you find out more.

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In other words,

If y'all wanna know what's goin' on here in the Scottish Parliament, y'all have come to the right place! !

[Solly Mack]

4. hmmmm

The Scottish Pairlament is here for tae represent aw Scotland's folk.

We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

This section o wir wabsite introduces ye til the information that is tae haun on wir wabsite in Scots.


The Scottish Parliament is here for to represent all Scotland's folk.

We want to make sure that as many folk as can is able to find out about what the SP does and what way it works. We have produced information about the P in a range of different areas (ways?) to help you find out more.

This section of our website introduces you to the information that is the (?) on our website in Scots.

or something like that :)

[HamdenRice]

5. You guys can't translate Scots .. here's the real translation

Original:

Scots
Walcome til the Scottish Pairlament wabsite

The Scottish Pairlament is here for tae represent aw Scotland's folk.

We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.




Translation:

Captain, the dilithium crystals are almost exhausted! At this rate, our orbit will decay and the ship'll enter the atmosphere in jus' two hours. I'm giving you all she's got, but I can't work miracles!

[Historic NY]

6. Heck its not much different than this. Read slowly I'll bet you get it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

7. I even read this without my contact lenses lol

It says : " CarolinaPeridot with all her Grace and Glory is the Empress of the Universe and all should bow down before her Universal Highness and throw petals upon her way . " ;)