How to make a dutch salad: chop up anything edible and add lots of mayo

[da_chimperor]

A bunch of chopped up ham smothered in mayo counts as salad in my adopted home country. Who says a salad has to be tasteless? Any dieters out there should keep this in mind. :)

[KamaAina]

1. I now better understand the Dutch attitude toward cannabis

You kinda need to be stoned out of your gourd to work up an appetite for anything smothered in mayo :smoke:

[da_chimperor]

2. The mayo over here is pretty damn good. It's much better than the US stuff

I like it enough that I can't imagine ketchup with my fries anymore. I'm a total mayo convert. :P Even I can take only so much mayo, however.

[nedlogg]

3. From Pulp Fiction . . .

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

JULES: What?

VINCENT: Mayonnaise.

JULES: Goddamn!

VINCENT: I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

JULES: Uuccch!