matcom
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:47 PM
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SHIT!!! I Am TOTALLY Screwed For XMAS!!! |
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bought a brand new Lexus for the Mrs but CAN'T FIND A DAMNED HUGE RED BOW ANYWHERE?
*sigh*. guess i'll take it back and get her some slippers
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:48 PM
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1. trade it in for a mini |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:48 PM
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2. The best layed plans of mice and men... |
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and all that.
Don't give it without the bow. That would be so insensitive, and we all know what a shy, sensitive creature you are. :D
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:49 PM
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3. Besides, how yah gonna park it in the living room ... |
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give her someone women really want, like a turban or banjo lessons.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:49 PM
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4. I'm sure they have one of them Oscar Award red carpets |
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you can make it into a bow, a bit heavy though...Ask the academy
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:49 PM
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5. Magic Marker to the rescue |
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Just get a magic marker and draw a great big bow on the car. The great part of a magic marker is that it's PERMANENT. No need to thank me.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:49 PM
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6. How does someone who spends half his life on DU become able to afford a |
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Lexus? :insert hopeful looking smiley:
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:52 PM
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11. Aren't you getting those ... |
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kickbacks for every post made?
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:50 PM
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7. Tie a large red bow around your you-know-what and get in the back seat |
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NOW what's your excuse?
:evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:50 PM
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8. are you bragging? serious? |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:52 PM
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10. consider the source, nt |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:51 PM
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just lay naked across the hood when she walks into the garage and have a few bows strategically placed on your body.
Do you think she will even notice you? :D
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:53 PM
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12. RED THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:53 PM
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I was going to take my wife to Europe and invite her whole family and surprise her by asking her to marry me....again.
But, I have never been married, so that blows that plan.
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:55 PM
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14. Me too-I just got her some bows |
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Sat Dec-04-04 03:56 PM
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do those come in a men's 13?
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Fri Dec-03-04 03:56 PM
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15. You should get her a toilet brush instead |
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Sat Dec-04-04 03:58 PM
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17. I'm going to ask my b/f to wrap my package. |
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That way he won't be shocked on Xmas morning! :evilgrin:
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Sat Dec-04-04 04:00 PM
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18. Those bows never tie right anyway. Get her a diamond, because only then |
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will she truly love you. ;)
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Sat Dec-04-04 04:37 PM
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19. nothing quite says Christmas like |
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Sat Dec-04-04 04:39 PM
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20. Just one word for you, buddy: JoAnn's Fabric and Craft Store... |
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Perhaps a few yards of red cotton? You can get it cheap -- maybe even 99 cents a yard.
But then...
Slippers are soooo nice. Opt for Ugs and... VI-O-LA... you're a HERO!
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Sat Dec-04-04 04:43 PM
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Wow. That is a REALLY cute photo.
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Sat Dec-04-04 04:49 PM
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http://mysticalley.com/berwick_ribbon_carbows.htmlShall I inform Mrs Matcom in advance (so that she can get the paperwork done?). :evilgrin:
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Sat Dec-04-04 04:51 PM
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i mean, err ummmm
no need. thanks um....though. i'll um... tell her myself x(
BUT. i REALLY wanted to put it under the tree in the living room. AH HAH! i know ANOTHER dilemma! SHOOT!
got any suggestions for THAT?
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Sat Dec-04-04 05:18 PM
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25. Dynamite. And lots of it. |
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Sat Dec-04-04 05:15 PM
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24. consult your architect |
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Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 05:16 PM by Kellanved
Show him a few Vega$ episodes. This may be your only chance to get the drive-in living room every man dreams of having.
Edit: was intended as a reply to #23 x(
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Sat Dec-04-04 05:29 PM
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26. Hie thee to a Michaels store |
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You can buy whatever length of red ribbon, and they have HUUUUUGE red bows..
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Sat Dec-04-04 05:58 PM
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27. I have SOLVED your problem...get her a matchbox Lexus...viola!!! |
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a tiny bow and your problems are solved...both the cash problem and the ribbon problem!! I love that us Democrats are brilliant!!!
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