Tell me some of your favorite movie quotes.

[Worst Username Ever]

"So I got that goin for me, which is nice"

Bill Murray, Caddyshack.


Or don't, and let this thread sink to nowheresville.

[meegbear]

1. Must be a king

How can you tell?

Hasn't got shit all over him.

[Abelman]

2. Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Almost the entirety of Office Space, Wayne's World, Big Lebowski, and Star Wars. Also, Dumb and Dumber.

"No way. That's great! We landed on the moon!"

[Worst Username Ever]

3. "Just go, man! Just go!"

[Left Is Write]

74. "We got no food, we got no jobs...our pets' HEADS are fallin' off!"

"Those are the guys who whacked Mental!"

"Nice set of hooters you got there."

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this."

"That John Denver is full of shit, man."

"You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!"

"Mmmmmm...that sounds good. I'll have that."

"No, it's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing!"

"They're driving an '84 sheepdog."


Can you tell I've seen that movie once or twice? ;)

[Streetdoc270]

4. Now watch this putt

-GW Bush F9/11

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Or would that be "now watch this drive?"

:P

Either way, FULL of great GWB quotes. Nice!

[LSparkle]

5. "Double the lad's bet for me, you toad"

Peter O'Toole from "My Favorite Year".

[trotsky]

7. "And after the spankings, the oral sex."

Holy Grail has a ton of 'em.

[Worst Username Ever]

10. The obvious, "Merely a flesh wound!"

[Bertha Venation]

8. Boat is boat. Fuck is fuck.

Extra points if you can name the film.

[Bertha Venation]

W.U.E. . . . ? Anyone?

Name the movie . . . ?

[ohiosmith]

9. Son of a bitch,....it's a God damn commercial!

Ralphie in A Christmas Story.

[CBHagman]

104. No, it's "A crummy commercial?"

Yes, I've seen A Christmas Story a few times...

[Sanity Claws]

11. Tomorrow's another day

Scarlett said this at the end of Gone with the Wind.

[Done]

12. "yes I am, and stop calling me Shirley"

-airplane

[Trinity]

13. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

"Heathers"




Peace?


Trinity :hippie: :smoke: :freak:

[loudestchick]

55. "Why are you such a mega-bitch, Heather?"

"Because I can be."

[Worst Username Ever]

14. You took my stapler.

office space.

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. "What's wrong Abby?"

"Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 wouldn't cure."

Our own lovely Janeane Garofalo in
Truth About Cats and Dogs

FSC

[hfojvt]

53. Speaking of Janeane

I like some of the lines from Romy and Michelle

"You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fu$% what you think."

Or from Johhny B. Good

"If you are looking for sympathy, it is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."

Or the anti-war line from Taps

"Honor doesn't count for shit when you are looking at a dead little boy."

[eternalburn]

16. "If they hadn't done, what I told them not to do, .....

....they would still be alive."

Mr. Blonde

[sportndandy]

17. Don't call me Francis!

[Worst Username Ever]

19. Lighten up, Francis.

[sportndandy]

38. urmhrmm some peoples calls it a kaiser blade mmhmm

[semillama]

18. Shut up when you are speaking to me!

Black Cat/White Cat

[sportndandy]

20. Moses Moses Moses

Anne Bancroft to Charlton Heston in the ten commandments - SPARKS

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. "You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it does."

The Princess Bride has many... as do many movies I love. :D


Shrek:
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man! There were some gases leaking outta my butt that day!

[Worst Username Ever]

24. INCONCEIVABLE!

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders,"

the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line."

[Worst Username Ever]

42. You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword

and we try to kill each other like civilized people?

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. "Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?"

[Worst Username Ever]

54. "He's only MOSTLY dead."

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

[Worst Username Ever]

65. "To the pain."

[loudestchick]

64. I love Miracle Max!

[loudestchick]

49. "Have fun storming the castle!"

[rkc3]

34. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. "I want my father back you son of a bitch!"

[rkc3]

41. When I found you you were so drunk you couldn't order gin.

[loudestchick]

51. Why do you keep saying that?

[loudestchick]

43. Almost every line in that film is a classic!

[sportndandy]

52. As you wish

[MissMillie]

22. "Well, in the beginning...

...the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they all got too big and fat, and so they died and turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and bought Mercedes-Benzes. And then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. It was horrible."

[MissMillie]

29. Not to mention

Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out
tomorrow, we're bombing the storage depots at
Daiquiri at 18:00 hours. We're coming in from the
North, below their radar.

Elaine: When will you be back?

Striker: I can't tell you that? It's classified.

[jedicord]

23. "I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Spaceballs

[Worst Username Ever]

27. Ah, another fan of the schwartz.

[Hobarticus]

25. "You're gonna need a bigger boat"

[Worst Username Ever]

32. Smile you son of a bitch!

[rkc3]

26. It is a meecroscope. It makes small things look bigger - like your penis.

Can't remember which Cheech and Chong movie, but it goes well with the Hummer threads from earlier this PM.

[Straight Shooter]

28. "After all, you don't want to end up on the g'damn Geraldo Show."

From Thelma & Louise.

Another favorite, same movie: "I got no feelings for you, boy." (Harvey Keitel to Brad Pitt, after whacking him with his cowboy hat.)

[TransitJohn]

30. Hokie tricks

and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

[Worst Username Ever]

35. CLASSIC

[TransitJohn]

40. Kid, I've been

from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to show that's there's one all powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystic energy field controlling my destiny.

[PleadTheFirst]

31. "Gee, Rickey ... I'm sorry your mom blew up."

:)

[hfojvt]

69. Language lessons

Inspired words, from a man who knows how to ski.

Perfect example here. Two brothers. One speaks no English, the other learned to speak English by watching Wide World of Sports. Tell me, which is worse, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

or from 1 Crazy Summer

"If we do that, we'll be giving in to the cute and fuzzy bunnies everywhere." (paraphrased, I am sure)

[PleadTheFirst]

95. "Wait a minute ... this mountain is PURE SNOW!!!"

"Do you have any idea what the street value of this glacier is?!?"

:D

[Endangered Specie]

37. "The more they overtake the plumbing, the easir it is to stop the drain...

"Here you are Doctor, Souvenirs! From one surgeon to another. I took them out of her main transwarp computer drive" - Scotty, ST: III

[Midlodemocrat]

39. My father worked in profanity the way other

...artists worked in oil or clay.

A Christmas Story. Classic

[dryan]

48. Get Shorty....

Karen to Chili....

"I spent 8 hours crawling out of a grave."

[Tempest]

44. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldenberries."

"Now go avey or i shall taunt u fer the second time!"
"We demand a SHRUBBERY!"
"She turned me into a newt."

Now there was a movie with a ton of great lines.

[Worst Username Ever]

46. "Well, I got better!"

[loudestchick]

60. "How can you tell he's a king?" " He hasn't got shit all over him"

[rkc3]

67. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!

Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.

[dean_dem]

72. "Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"

Best scene ever.

[Tempest]

76. My favorite too

ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
I-- what?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS:
Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR:
Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS:
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR:
Well, I am King!
DENNIS:
Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN:
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
ARTHUR:
How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN:
King of the who?
ARTHUR:
The Britons.
WOMAN:
Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR:
Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN:
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS:
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN:
Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
DENNIS:
That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR:
Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN:
No one lives there.
ARTHUR:
Then who is your lord?
WOMAN:
We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR:
What?
DENNIS:
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
ARTHUR:
Yes.
DENNIS:
...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
ARTHUR:
Yes, I see.
DENNIS:
...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR:
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN:
Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...

...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.

That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

[loudestchick]

45. "Cameron is so tight...

if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in a week you'd have a diamond."
Ferris Bueller

[Worst Username Ever]

50. Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago.

[loudestchick]

62. " So that's how it is in their family. HMMMM."

[rene moon]

57. "Violet, your turning violet, Violet!"

Will Wonka!

[Worst Username Ever]

59. oops wrong post!

[sportndandy]

58. Toga! Toga! Toga!

More Animal House lines please

[Worst Username Ever]

63. "Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[sportndandy]

66. A Pledge Pin? On your uniform?

[Worst Username Ever]

68. They can't do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that do out pledges!

[sportndandy]

70. I'm putting the entire fraternity on double secret probation

[Worst Username Ever]

71. CUT THE CAKE!

[sportndandy]

73. FOOD FIGHT!!!!

[Worst Username Ever]

75. "Guess what I am now? I'm a ZIT! GET IT?"

[Worst Username Ever]

78. oops dupe

[sportndandy]

79. Mine's bigger. My cucumber, its bigger.

[Worst Username Ever]

81. "I sort of lied too. I'm only 15!"

[sportndandy]

84. "Road Trip!"

[Worst Username Ever]

85. "Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

[sportndandy]

88. "They took the bar. The whole &%$#ing bar!"

I've got to leave, but this is a blast. We should do this again some time!

[Worst Username Ever]

89. I could go on forever with this movie. Later. One more:

"She was going to make a pot for me."

[Worst Username Ever]

61. "They've gone to plaid!"

spaceballs

[Left Is Write]

77. "It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare."

[Worst Username Ever]

80. "Take off, you hoser!

[Left Is Write]

82. "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me...

...if I weren't still in this chair."

"But ya ARE, Blanche! Ya ARE in that chair!"

[Left Is Write]

83. "You might as well question why we breathe...

"... If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die."

[Left Is Write]

86. "George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. "

[Worst Username Ever]

87. Check ya later! Check ya later!

[terrya]

90. "I'd hang you from the nipples...but it would shock the children"

From "The Lion in Winter", my favorite film.

[ceile]

91. "Yes, it's true, Sir. This man has no dick"

"Well, that's what I heard!" Ghostbusters

[Mojambo]

92. This exchange from Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Del: "You play with your balls a lot."
Neal: "I do not play with my balls."
Del: (Chuckles) "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour."
Neal: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
Del: "No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
Neal: "You know what I'd like?"
Del: "Another set of balls and an extra set of fingers?" (Laughs)

[Worst Username Ever]

94. Those aren't pillows!

[FrankBooth]

93. Hey Neighbor

You want to go on a joyride?

[NV Whino]

96. What we got here is a failure to communicate.

Strother Martn in Cool Hand Luke.

[no name no slogan]

97. CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!!!

I'm suprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet.

[ThoughtCriminal]

98. I think you're going to need a bigger boat

-Jaws

A useful phrase for many occasions.

[MISSDem]

99. "there is no spoon"

is that they way it went?

[Joe Chi Minh]

100. In Catch 22,

"You dirty slut!" (something slut, anyway), hurled by the general at his foxy-looking driver/girlfriend, when she started giggling. He was about to try to pin a medal on Yossarian, standing naked on parade.

Also in that film, the painful crescendo of groaning fom the airforce pilots being addressed by the general in the briefing room, while the same voluptuous blonde driver was sitting in front of them in her short skirt, crossing and uncrossing her legs. And he finally rages at them, demanding to know who is making that uproar!

In another forces film, Kelly's Heroes, another general, boasted that the German general whose headquarters he'd taken over, was "a loser"! "Why", he went on, as he picked up a photo of a young woman on what was now his desk, "I've even got his broad!"

And of course, the Dude's "Why is it Walter...!"

[eoberhauser]

101. "I'm your Huckleberry"

And any of Val Kilmer's quotes from Tombstone.

"I've got two guns, one for each of ya"

Love that role.

[Johnny Noshoes]

102. From To Have and Have Not

"You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything not a thing. Oh except maybe just whistle. You do know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow"

- Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart

Great film

[RagingInMiami]

103. "Say hello to my little friend!"

[General Zod]

105. " Take that, you Monkey Boy"........

Dr. Emilio Lizardo, from " The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai "

[progressoid]

107. Big Boo-tay Big Boo-tay!

[youthere]

106. OOOOH .....

Vera-So now you want to hit people with Garbage Cans...now I got to cut ya'

Vera-Go ahead! Shoot me in my pinkie toe.

Vera-I get my mouth all set for some orange juice and there's only a swallow left in the container!

Bugsy-What are you? Some kind of a freakin'idiot?!!
Richie-Yes.

Tommy Smalls Brother- Quick!!! You made me shoot one of my boyz in the back of the head!

Cantone-Must not be a jig in da' streets wid' a healthy tooth in his mouth.

[progressoid]

108. Ordinary fuckin' people...god I hate 'em...

Harry Dean Stanton from Repo Man