Okay. Hammer users. WHY? Why did you get a Hammer?

[motely36]

My mind is open. I have to know

[unblock]

1. i could have sworn it said hummer

boy was *i* disappointed!

[motely36]

2. LOL

[CanuckAmok]

3. So I could hammer in the morning, all over this land, of course.

[Straight Shooter]

4. Too many nails were hangin' around, being useless

:)

[NoSheep]

5. To bang my head in after Nov. 2nd

;-)

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. because they have screwdriver envy

:silly:

[rkc3]

7. So I could pound a few folk singers to death.

[Left Is Write]

8. I need to hang up a picture of Der Fuehrer.

[Xipe Totec]

9. It's hard to drive nails with a .357 Magnum

My aim is not good, and it splinters the wood.

[Debbi801]

10. Ummm, I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?

[Streetdoc270]

11. my house kept falling down

then someone told me about a hammer and nails, I have not had a problem since!

:crazy:

[sportndandy]

12. The Hammer of Thor!

In designer colors and flavors!

[davidinalameda]

13. so I could get a lusty young smith to work in my forge

A lusty young smith at his vice stood a-filing.
His hammer laid by but his forge still aglow.
When to him a hot young stud came smiling,
And asked if to work in his forge he would go.

Rum, rum, rum. Rum, rum, rum.
In and out. In and out. Ho!
"I will," said the smith, and they went off together,
Along to the young stud's forge they did go.
They stripped to go to it, 'twas hot work and hot weather.
They kindled a fire and he soon made him blow.

His husband, he said, no good work could afford her.
His strength and his tools were worn out long ago.
The smith said "Well mine are in very good order,
And I am now ready my skill for to show."

Red hot grew his iron, as both did desire,
And he was too wise not to strike while 'twas so.
Said he, "What I get I get out of the fire,
So prithee, strike home and redouble the blow."

Six times did his iron, by vigorous heating,
Grow soft in his forge in a minute or so,
But as often was hardened, still beating and beating,
But the more it was softened, it hardened more slow.

When the smith rose to go, quoth the dame full of sorrow:
"Oh, what would I give could my husband do so.
Good lad with your hammer come hither tomorrow,
But pray could you use it once more ere you go!"

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

14. It was something reagarding the word...

"pud", but since I went legally blind, I cannot remember the details.

[KurtNYC]

15. To hammer in the morning - And I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

yes I would
if I only could
I surely would

[hfojvt]

21. both lines I was going to use

except I always thought they did not understand Newton's second law. A nail gets pounded in once. A hammer must pound and pound and pound. Even for a hammer, that is alot of pounding.

[motely36]

16. Now that we have that hammered out

Next topic please!

[BarbaRosa]

17. To hit the nail on the head

Bingo

[DS1]

18. Bitch wouldn't listen

So I had to hammer a stake into the ground and tie her leash to it.

[dr.strangelove]

19. My head keeps bleeding when I try to hang picture with it.

It got messy, plus it was on sale for $8.00

[underpants]

20. Me too- but the wood is chipping away on mine-everytime I use it

Sucks pretty soon all I will have is the metal handle and I will have to take it back to Lowe's to get the head replaced.

[dr.strangelove]

23. I can get a new head at Lowe's

Do they have options. I'd like a Brad Pitt looking head. this one has not been real successful for me.

[donheld]

22. Hammer please don't hurt'em