A simply beautiful spam I got.

[crispini]

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[Phillycat]

1. Wow. It's like...poetry or something.

Pole?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Damn that Stewart Smalley!

Now, he's spamming!

[AllegroRondo]

3. I think someone actually started a website for this stuff

random Spam poetry.

[Noxmtbnk]

4. I thought about it

When I started to get what amounted to porn spam haikus...

[KurtNYC]

5. There are cyphers that work this way

They look like garbage or a grocery list but by taking every first character or all of the numbers you get the actually message. The french resistance used to write phone numbers into what looked like grocery lists or recipes:

3 eggs
2 baguettes
4 cartons of cigarettes

[Sporadicus]

6. It's a Method Spammers Use to Avoid Spam Filters

a random word generator puts different words in every message sent so that spam filters don't pick up on numerous identical emails hitting their server.