Get that damn baby out of the office.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

Not that I haven't seen that big-headed thing 100 times. Now I have to go over there and act like I'm interested. At least it is not screaming - yet.

[Lavender Brown]

1. You're in the oval office?

:wow:

[NoSheep]

2. Excellent name!

[eternalburn]

3. Pretend you are coming down with "something".....

.....they will never let you near it :)

[no name no slogan]

7. I gave my 6-month-old nephew chickenpox that way

Of course, I was 30 at the time, so I suffered for a month. He, however, had three days of it, and has been fine ever since.

[medeak]

4. snap out of it

Have had at work 4 month old since he was born... 3rd baby we've had in office.

It's great..the moms love it and remain totally productive. And when I have a bad day there's nothing like picking Riley up and getting a smile.

[propagandafreegal]

5. LOLOLOL nm

[Wickerman]

6. I agree

crying babies and all the wimmin fawnign attention on the latest offspring makes it extremely difficult for me to concentrate on DU. Come on, folks, this is a place of work! :)

[KurtNYC]

8. You mean this damned baby...

[no name no slogan]

9. Note to spawners: NOT EVERYBODY LOVES YOUR KIDS

<rant>

Being a married, non-breading hetero myself, I personally don't give a flying fig about your kids-- unless they're causing public mayhem, or keeping me from something I need/want to do.

Just because we chose NOT to have kids DOES NOT mean that we want to see/play/pick up/talk about the fruit of your loins. I already have 17 neices/nephews, ranging in age from 5 to 21 years of age. If I want to see a kid, I'll borrow one of these.

No offense, but when I'm at work, I want to get in, do my job, and get the h3ll out of there as soon as possible. If I wanted to chat about kids, I would ask you, or I would go to a nursery.

Thank you.

</rant>

[loudestchick]

10. Ouch! Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.