Good Catholic Girls

[Renew Deal]

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.
Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of
one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water
and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have
you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line St. Peter says, "Suzanne! What seems to be
the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,
I want to do it before Gail sticks her ass in it."

[Zuni]

1. That was good

I am going to remember that

[benburch]

2. I hurt my side laughing.

And its all your fault.

[damntexdem]

3. I tried not to get incensed.

;-)

[Renew Deal]

6. Thank god

Someone's beating on my head on another thread. I guess it was misplaced.

[Mojambo]

4. Nice

:D

[ChicanoPwr]

5. LMAO

A good end to this long work week.

[BareskinMatt]

7. Joe says...

Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
They would meet each other at the Social Club.
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one night, Mary wasn't there
She was backstage at the Tower Theater
Sucking Charlie Oscar Charlie Kilo
So she can get a ticket to meet Ike Willis for free . . .