"A Christmas Story" OPENS TONIGHT!!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

http://www.theatrikos.com

*takes a bow*

[Willy Lee]

1. Go get 'em, tiger.

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Here's a spanking for good luck!

:spank:

[Book Lover]

3. Break a leg!

We're all pulling for you. Have a great time!

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ROGER:
Ah, it's Bialystock and Bloom. Well, gentlemen ... merde!

CARMEN:
Toi, toi, toi

FRANZ:
Hals und Beinbruch!

LEO:
And I just want to wish everybody ... good luck!

CARMEN:
Ahhhhh!

ROGER:
Mr. Bloom, hasn't anyone ever told you...
It's bad luck to say "good luck" on opening night
If you do, I tell you
It is certain by the curtain
You are through!

MAX:
Good luck!

CARMEN:
It's bad luck to say "good luck" on opening night
Once it's said, you are dead
You will get the worst reviews
You've ever read!

MAX:
Good luck!

ROGER:
Even at the Comedie-Francaise,
On the opening night they are scared
"Bon chance, mes amis", no one says
The only word you ever hear is...

ROGER, CARMEN & FRANZ:
Merde!

MAX:
Good luck, good luck, good luck

FRANZ:
It's verboten, vishing "luck" on opening night
Take advice, don't think twice
Or your show will surely end
Up in the Scheiss!

MAX:
Guten lucken.

CARMEN:
At the famous La Scala in Milan On opening night it's a rule
"In boccu lupa" they say with elan
And just for luck they all shout...

ROGER, CARMEN & FRANZ:
"Bah fongool!"

LEO:
I got it!
Now I'll never say "good luck" on opening night
That's the rule, I'm no fool!
What do I say, I beg?

ROGER, CARMEN & FRANZ:
What you say is "break a leg"!

LEO:
Break a leg?

ROGER, CARMEN & FRANZ:
Yes, break a leg!

LEO, ROGER, CARMEN & FRANZ:
If you're clever...

MAX:
Good luck!

LEO, ROGER, CARMEN & FRANZ:
You'll endeavour
To never, never, never, never
Ever, ever, ever say...
...on opening night!

[MuseRider]

4. Good luck my friend!

Break a leg and all that. Most of all, enjoy the performance.

[motely36]

5. Break a leg ZombyWoof!

[johnnie]

6. Break a leg

Have fun and enjoy yourself!

[CatWoman]

7. Zomby the uber actor

:D

I'm so proud of my big brother

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

8. Let's get you all warmed up, eh?

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Now yer ready! :hug:

[Amaya]

9. Have a good one!

*applauding my friend* :loveya: :)

[Metatron]

10. Have a great show!

theatre rocks :)

[JanMichael]

11. Don't put your eye out!

Go get 'em Tiger!

[Norbert]

12. Watch out for the Bumphus's dogs.

Best of luck to you. Have fun.

[Zomby Woof]

13. THANKS ALL!!!!

We did great tonight!!! It's a fun show and the audience genuinely loved it!!! :7

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!

I think you should go on the road with it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. YAY! You're the fucking BOMBEST!

We love ZombyWoof!

(even if you did sell me out for your own fame and fortune, you bastard)

[Zomby Woof]

16. I am naming my next unreturned shopping cart after you

And stuff it with Sears ponchos!

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. LOL!!

And the LOL was for the sears ponchos, not for the shopping carts.

BTW, I was listening to "Billy the Mountain" and other cuts from the "psychotropics" CD (or whatever the name is).

[Zomby Woof]

20. Playground Psychotics

Billy the Mountain is absurdist musical surrealism at its finest. Or Greggary Peccary.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. That's it! Thanks!

Lots of great stuff on that album. I hadn't listened to it in years, but now it's in the car's CD player, so I've been listening more intently, including the shitload of tracks that are just recordings of conversations.

[WindRavenX]

17. congrats!

Here's to many more! :toast:

[Susang]

18. Hope everything went great!

Sorry I didn't see this thread earlier. :-(

[Zomby Woof]

21. thanks!

That's ok! I know you have your hands full with Bat Boy. He needs more fiber in his diet I think. :-)

[Bat Boy]

24. Oh, fiber!

I've been taking fiberglass.

That explains a lot of the screaming. Not all, but a lot.

Congrats on your opening! And I hear the show went well, too.

[vinnievin777]

23. That is so cool

And it looks like it is a really great theatre ---I wish you the best
I just talked to my friend in AZ this morning I will have to email her that you are doing this.

I wish you lots of luck.

Vinnie Vin

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1932852344/qid=1086103239/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/103-2438201-2251026?v=glance&s=books&n=507846


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