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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:30 PM
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Pizza guy I let into the building sez "Spank you very much!" upon leaving
my question: How'd he know?

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:30 PM
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1. Maybe he has a good "spank-dar".
:hi:
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noshenanigans Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:33 PM
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2. Do Republicans make masturbation jokes?
Honestly, I'm curious. With as tightassed about sexual stuff as they are, what do they joke around about on a Friday night?
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:34 PM
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3. I'm shocked miss kitty !
Giving or receiving ?

:hi:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:38 PM
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7. I don't know. Sounded like an offer to me :)
He was cute. AND he was from Pagliacci's Pizza, my fave. :9

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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:48 PM
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11. Maybe you should order a pizza ?
Even if he doesn't "spank you very much" you will still have pizza !!!
You can't lose ! Bon apetit !!!

:9
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:50 PM
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12. I had a calzone earlier this week
different guy but cute!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:35 PM
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4. That black strip covering your eyes...
...doesn't hide your identity very well? Just a thought. :evilgrin:
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:38 PM
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6. LOL! Reminds me of a Cheech & Chong bit watching a porno movie...
Hey lady did you order a pepperoni pizza?...well, here's the pizza...and here's the pepperoni...
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Crowdance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:38 PM
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8. Emanations
You got 'em.
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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:54 PM
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13. Spanks alot, homie...
...seriously. Spanks.

Good lookin' out, yo.

Heyo
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:56 PM
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14. You've met my brother, then.
Jerry the pizza guy, we call him. We dunno if that's his real name, or not. Anyway, he's the one who introduced me to the pizza paddle thing in the first place. Dumb bastard just had to go and make a career out of it...
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 10:58 PM
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15. dang, knew I should have stuck around...
also, you're a lousy tipper.

:evilgrin:
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