I did something really bad today. If you knew you would all hate me

[fishnfla]

Someday it might come out. Might as well put me on ignore now and say you knew all along I was a jerk.

Seriously, something bad. Bless me DU for I have sinned.

EDIT to add: nothing criminal.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. What the hell did you do? Lust after Condie or something?

[fishnfla]

6. Nothing sexual either

although that Steve Earle song sets me off.

[shesemsmom]

9. I hope it wasn't something evn worse

like Cheney

[fishnfla]

23. Now that would be much worse

I mean thats not funny thats sick. I mean his poor wife.

[shesemsmom]

25. cheneys wife

you lusted after her. God help ya lol

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. What are you talking about?

Cheney's hot!

Oh my gawd.... that is sooooooooooooo wrong to joke about! I'm so sorry... I shall go punish myself now!

:puke:

[shesemsmom]

37. ROTF!!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: GAG!!!

[short bus president]

2. Dish, dude.

I won't hate you. I'll maybe kick your ass once and then be indifferent toward you, at the very worst.

;-)

[fishnfla]

10. Oh God, I cant

wait and see. if the shit hits the fan, I'll fess up

[democracyindanger]

3. butterfly ballot?

[fishnfla]

11. no comment nt

[McKenzie]

4. believe me, you are not alone n/t

[fishnfla]

18. you too?

oh god no!

[Cobalt Violet]

5. Did you shop at Wal Mart?

:shrug:

[fishnfla]

12. worse

much worse

[Cobalt Violet]

17. Donated to the RNC ? n/t

[Starlight]

51. LOL, that was my guess! n/t

[fluffernutter]

7. its okay, say 10 hail mary's...

and spill it ;)

[fishnfla]

14. spilling is for beer

10 beers into it and the tear may be next.

I could not help myself

[shesemsmom]

8. A back slider

forgive him DUERS......he must have sinned. It sure must have been bad

[fishnfla]

28. 100% correct

forgive me now, hate me later

[shesemsmom]

31. I can't DO IT!!!!!!!!

til I know what you did.

[Lex]

13. How will we know when we know?

If you know what I mean.

[fishnfla]

16. 2=2=1 nt

[SaintAnne]

15. seems like you won't say anything

that's all right, whatever it was, I forgive you (i'd bless you, but I don't know what a blessing is :shrug:) better not have been too bad, I'm sticking my neck out for you.

[fishnfla]

22. Trust your instincts

It was wrong, but right at the same time.

I knew all along. Then I knew it had to be done. may the Gods of DU have mercy on my soul

[SaintAnne]

27. DU has gods?????

this is exciting, can I make sacrifices to them? I do have mercy on your soul (if you have a soul, I don't know if you do, I don't know if I do) whatever it was, it's not the end of the world. unless you set of a nuclear bomb somewhere near me.

[fishnfla]

36. no, no, nothing violent

never

a final nail in the coffin more like

[shesemsmom]

46. Can you be nominated to be a DU GOD

or is it just something you are born into

[Cobalt Violet]

19. You ran over a cat?

:shrug:

[babylonsister]

24. ...or a squirrel?

[fishnfla]

26. negative

altough i did send a letter to our Vet. today, who takes care of our pets. She sent a LTTE blasting the war! God bless DR B.

I ahve been activating rightly and wrongly

[AlCzervik]

20. OK, i thnk you must have treated someone really bad or

you voted for Bush. Am i way far off here?

[fishnfla]

29. yes and no

i backstabbed yes

but I voted for K/E

[shesemsmom]

33. Oh now

the truth is starting to come out..... give us the rest of the story

[AlCzervik]

35. ok, do you see any way of working it out or did you do it

because you want to rid your life of backstabee?

[fishnfla]

39. I backstabbed a backstabber of others

big time

It was one of those things that had to be done. Right and wrong at the same time. I weighed the pros and cons.

But who am I to judge? That is why I crave forgiveness, my justice is craven

[meisje]

21. If it was against a Republican, you are forgiven!

[fishnfla]

32. Alas no, some may say I am Judas

one 37 cent stamp

[Taverner]

34. OMG you STOMPED ON A SMURF!!!

You Smurf-stomper you!

[fishnfla]

40. you are getting warm

sorta

[progressoid]

38. Ok - letter to the editor condemning...

the recount??

Democrats??

um, Jimmy Carter?

[fishnfla]

43. letter yes

editor no

[SaintAnne]

41. this is getting annoying

I beginning to doubt you

[fishnfla]

45. Thanks

I'm feeling the same way of myself.

But you know, I am always the first person to say or do the wrong thing. Do not trust me. I mean, I wouldn't.

Doubting is good. Always trust your instincts.

[Enraged_Ape]

42. You had sex with Ann Coulter

So were you the quarterback or the receiver?

[RevCheesehead]

44. Did you write an angry letter to Mr. Kerry?

[fishnfla]

48. Nothing in anger, Reverand Cheese Ma'am

A matter of conscience. You must deal with these things often. You have the strength to keep the confidence. Being mortal, I failed

[RevCheesehead]

50. Did you write and warn him about Bev?

[fishnfla]

53. Nothing like that , no

check your PM, soon

[ashling]

55. You are not contrite enough

you sinner in the hands of an angry god.

[FuzzySlippers]

57. Wow! If you're like this now

how were you when you were in the 700 Club?

[Nevernose]

47. If it wasn't criminal, then it probably wasn't all that bad, or fun

What, did you commit a little adultery? For many people that's a hobby. And while I'm not inclined that way myself, adultery is always fun conversationally.

The REAL fun begins in the criminal world. Bestiality, necrophilia, the murder of a former spouse ... THESE things are scintillating. At least two of them are erotic in nature (though I refuse to divulge which two I find arousing).

For God's sake, how are we to either:

a)judge your moral character
or
b)entertain ourselves vicariously

If we don't have more detail?

[fishnfla]

49. scintillating, titalling whatever

the devil is in the details, always

but it was nothing sexual, no sex threads are allowed in the lounge

[Nevernose]

56. I notice you didn't eliminate "murder one's former spouse"

Only the sexual things. Hmmm.

So, according to my deductive reasoning, you've either murdered your significant other, or you've voted/given money for a Republican.

I can sympathize with the whole "murder" thing, but if you voted Republican, well...

In the words of my Grandaddy: "Son, we ain't voted fer a Republican since the Civil War. Fer Gawd's sake, don't you be the first." Words to live by.

[Guaranteed]

52. Well....seems to me that to be forgiven, you have to admit to it...

Not necessarily to us, but to whoever you harmed.

If you want US to forgive you- and I'm not really sure how that works- you'd have to tell us, too. :)

[Nevernose]

54. Wrong place

[GoddessOfGuinness]

58. You sent a love letter to Ann Coulter...

Uck. I'll never forgive you!