Who Would Make a Better President? Bush, or a Box of Tic-Tacs:

[Al Dente]

And Objective Analysis.
I love this guys website, sometimes it is so cynical and hilarious that I almost crap my pants. Hope you enjoy... http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html

[whalerider55]

1. what flavor tic-tacs

it makes a difference, you know

whalerider55

[xultar]

Tic Tacs for sure - Spearmint. The green ones. Much better! n/t

[ET Awful]

4. I disagree, Cinnamon, or possibly Wintergreen.

:)

[BlueHandDuo]

6. Have you tried those Vanilla Mint Tic-Tacs?

Now, there's leadership for you!

[ET Awful]

11. Nah, too plain. How about Lime? :) n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. No. Orange. More centrist. (nt)

[xultar]

2. Dupe sorry. n/t

[Turn CO Blue]

3. Yep. Tic-tacs, definitely.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Even a "Crown Royal" bag has more uses than Buxh.

And the Tic Tac box is on an entirely different level of intellect and technological complexity.....Unfair comparison.

[Sporadicus]

7. I Know a Woman Who Saved Many, Many Crown Royal Bags

sewed them together to make the backing for a quilt. I never saw the final result, but it seemed to me that the material was too flimsy for that purpose.

[realisticphish]

9. i love maddox

hes the cynical psychotic asshole that i only wish i could be...

he doesnt update enough, though

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[ET Awful]

12. And if you tell him he doesn't update enough. . .

He'll ridicule you into submission :)

I hadn't seen his T-shirts until now, I like "Civil Disobedience is Still Disobedience." LOL This guy is deliciously demented :)

[Norbert]

10. A Tic Tac, Crown Royal bag or even a bucket of cow manure.

At least the manure can make the flowers grow better.