Theresa Heinz vs. Laura Bush: Mud Wrestling. Who wins?

[motely36]

I say Theresa, how about you?

[uppityperson]

1. T, definetly

[CanuckAmok]

2. Bush may lead, but Heinz will 'ketchup'.

Sorry.

[uppityperson]

11. ooooooooooooo, bad

[GRLMGC]

12. Sigh

I hate you

j/k ;)

[Sannum]

3. Mama T!!

Laura would be too zonked out on Gin and xanax.

[GRLMGC]

4. Mud wrestling?

That's not right. Regardless, Teresa has the capability of beating Laura's drugged up ass down!

[DS1]

5. How about a spelling contest?

/Doc

[Delarage]

6. Theresa

But, if I were her, I'd walk across the parking lot quickly after the match to avoid being run over by Laura "I've killed once, I'll kill again" Bush

[liberal N proud]

7. Laura because KKKarl Rove will smear Teresa before the match even starts.

[RagingInMiami]

8. Laura would be too busy trying to keep her legs crossed

While Therea would pounce on her like a bat out of hell.

[Shadowen]

9. Theresa.

Laura's too much of a pushover.

[chaska]

10. Please, I'm eating.

[BattyDem]

13. Theresa would win, but ...

in a 5-4 margin, Laura would be crowned "Mud Wrestling Queen" by the judges.

[UCLA02]

14. We all win! n/t

[Mirwib]

15. We all lose.

Who comes up with these ideas?

[Poiuyt]

16. Just remember, Laura has killed people