It's "International Male" Catalog Time!

[Sannum]

Get your wallet out and check your dignity at the door, gentleman. Tis the Season for the International Male Catalog! Who wears this stuff! I feel sorry for the models!











www.internationalmale.com

[GRLMGC]

1. I'm speechless n/t

[xultar]

47. Pimp Daddy is in baby, Get Hip not speechless! n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. That cape is kick ass! I'm getting my brother one for Christmas!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. No capes! -Edna Mode

[AlCzervik]

3. This is a parody or satire right?

[Sannum]

Oh, it's real!!

The descriptions of the items on the site are hilarious.

[BattyDem]

8. Real site ....real clothes for men ... but

The only guys I know who ever order from that catalog are musicians - it's a great place for stage clothes!

[MuseRider]

4. Just where do guys who dress

like this live? :shrug:

[Atlas Mugged]

52. Dupont Circle in Washington DC

And they hang out at JR'S. Seriously - I kid you not.

The clothing is cheap, the people who wear it are delusional about making fashion statements, and it's stuff you can only wear ONCE.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. International Flame, you mean. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[BamaLefty]

7. Flushing the Eyes With Water Right About Now...

:puke:

[tjdee]

9. Oh my lord it has buttons.

Oh my.

[Maple]

10. I could do without

the blue striped one, but the rest are gorgeous.

Manly and with flair.

Our PM Trudeau wore a cape...tres dashing.

Americans are very conservative. :D

[name not needed]

48. You're a freaking loon.

:P

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. You can buy a puffy shirt!!!

Eat your heart out Seinfeld!

[fluffernutter]

32. lol, i was going to say "It's a puffy shirt, Jerry!"

[Cuban_Liberal]

12. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in the stuff!

:puke:

[Sannum]

14. For the Vertically Challenged Gentleman

[AlCzervik]

17. These are for the Columbian drug lord's night out on the town

[Maple]

15. Men are so dull these days

and yet all throughout history, and also in nature, males have worn the brightest colors, and the most dramatic attire.

[LDS Jock]

45. oh but Tony.. you'd look great in this number

Just be sure and get it a size too small and post pics here on DU.

[AwakeAtLast]

13. Looks like pimp-wear to me.

:eyes:

[motely36]

16. my partner and I laugh at this catalog all the time

The underwear models are a hoot. They are alomst pornographic!

[Sannum]

18. Oh my lord!

I am not even going to post photos for fear of being banned, lol. I didn't get to that part until you brought it up, lol. This was at one of my fashion forums and I had to share it!

I hope these models are well-compensated for having to suffer through these shoots. :eyes:

[motely36]

23. Check out undergear.com

which is International Males underwear catalog.

www.undergear.com

[AlCzervik]

29. Oh lordy, even the nodel can't hide his distain

[loudestchick]

36. No, it's only as real as Pammy Anderson...CIP

Shape Enhancer® Pocket Thong
Enhancement underwear. Padded front pouch. Machine wash. Cotton/Lycra.® Import. Navy, White, Red, Black. S-M-L-XL-XXL.
Buy 3 Save $3; Buy 6 Save $12

Yes, you read that right Padded front pouch! Bwaaaahaha!

[LDS Jock]

46. confession time.. I've ordered from undergear.com before

I still wear it for very special occasions. The item is a black speedo with loincloth front and back. I get to pretend I'm Tarzan. I'm so ashamed, except for when I'm wearing it having fun.

[motely36]

57. I did buy some shorts from them once

Does that make me an outcast?

[ldf]

59. i've bought swimsuits...bikini style

and i still want "The Sock"!

:-)

[SarahB]

58. "padded butt brief"

Bwa Ha Ha!!!! :7
http://www.undergear.com/product.asp?product=AC29zz&dept%5Fid=110&An=103&A=&Au=RollupKey

[BattyDem]

24. I can't believe that all of those guys are so ... um ...gifted

There's got to be some artificial enhancement going on there, LOL!

[AlCzervik]

19. OK, now i'm hooked, i love the description on this one, it's hilarious

Ravenna Suit
A suit that perfectly showcases your refined sense of style.

[BattyDem]

21. Is he wearing a table cloth?

That jacket is horrible! Shirt, tie and pants are nice, but dude ... ditch the jacket, ok?

[Reverend_Smitty]

20. How about some Gladiator sandals!

to go with your side split denim shorts

[AlCzervik]

22. OMG!!!

[AlCzervik]

25. Libarace DIY kit

[Sannum]

27. LOL

WTF?

[motely36]

28. My eyes, my eyes!!!!!

[Deja Q]

50. ROTFLMAO! The model there probably thought the same thing!

Not bad though. But flambouyant.

[Placebo]

26. The cast of 'Queer as Folk'

:scared:

[Sannum]

30. Ass Padding!!!

LOL. I have seen alot, but I have never in my life seen ass padding, lol.

[Placebo]

31. Well you need ass padding when you're...

well...getting yo'self some homosexual lovin'

[Reverend_Smitty]

33. lol this is possibly the "gayist" site ever!!

or at least the gayist site ever that doesn't feature man on man action...lol

[donheld]

42. This it the dream of every child

At least those who get :spank:

[Reverend_Smitty]

34. Now we know where Drudge orders all those fedoras from

Sexy Fedora Hat http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=SK36zz&dept%5Fid=10860&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey

[Kipepeo]

35. HaHaHaHaHa

I needed a laugh.

This post did the trick.

Those poor men. :7

Edited to add: On second look, it's not the clothes themselves that are so hideous. It's the way the men have been posed to look so casual, like: "Sorry I missed that. I was flouncing my cape. What were you saying?"

[Kat45]

37. A gay friend of mine used to get that catalog.

He liked looking at the pictures of the mens.

[Left Is Write]

38. Those last two are kinda sexy.

Nothing like a man in a long red fur-trimmed coat!

[jakefrep]

39. Oh. good...

I was anxious to see what all of the hippest South Florida drug lords and pimps are wearing this year.

[bettyellen]

40. whoa sleeveless and lavender!

http://www.internationalmale.com/Parent.asp?product=I924Ux&dept%5Fid=6150&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey

[CalebHayes]

41. DUDE BIG PIMP'N

[JVS]

43. The prices aren't too bad

[JVS]

44. Sweet

[Deja Q]

49. Now I dig that leather clock up above!

The rest, such as the white mink overcoat, blood red get-up, and a re-creation of Elvis' Jailhouse Rock day-glo outfit are a leeeetle too much for the realm of good taste. :D

[SarahB]

51. Where's the Euro-kinis?

:bounce:

[name not needed]

53. With or without padding?

[SarahB]

55. Without

Otherwise it's false advertising! :P

[name not needed]

54. For the flamboyantly gay international spy in all of us.

[curse10]

56. LoL- I thought for sure this must be a joke

but it's real! You can actually order!

This stuff isn't fashionable anywhere!

[The Zanti Regent]

60. Why do I keep thinking of Blog Active?

http://www.blogactive.com/