You'd be shocked if you saw me.

[salinen]

No kidding, I'm 24, 6'4" of solid rock hard muscles. I have long blond curly hair, a chiseled face, hung like a generous burrito, filthy rich, and have a great personality and I'm laugh out loud funny.

So I'm forced to wear this costume, otherwise, everyone wants me. Look for the guy who's 47, 5'8" small frame, long brown hair with lots of grey, average penis size, middle class, keeps to himself, and occasionally gets a laugh.

[ET Awful]

1. So more like a taquito than a burrito eh? :)

[Droopy]

2. In reality I'm similar to you're built like a brick shit house persona

But I too have found that life is much easier if I keep a somewhat normal appearance. So my disguise is 5'10", 250 lbs, 32 years old and my cover is truck driver.

People just don't know how hard it is being beautiful.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. long brown hair with grey?!!!???

I find that much more attractive (and the rest of the second description) than curly blond hair and the rest.

[Catshrink]

4. You sound gorgeous!

I'd take you over Fabio anyday!

[salinen]

5. That runt

gets all the chicks!

[MercutioATC]

6. I've seen burritos before and never noticed how they were hung...

...in fact, I don't believe I've noticed genitalia of any kind.


Where the hell are you getting your burritos???


;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Your disguise sounds much more attractive to me.

;) :hi:

[Wapsie B]

8. Could you be

my long lost twin?


;-)
lol