Road Rage Came My Way

[Deja Q]

Last night, I was driving down to I94.

A SUV behind me had flashed its lights several times and kept a distance.

Ultimately it went into the other lane, passed me and the car in front, went back into my lane and then into the exit ramp that was only 50 feet in front of him by that time.

RECKLESS DRIVING.

So I flashed my lights back at the fucker.

I notced a * sticker.

Here's the funny part: I have two bumper stickers. One reads "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED". The other has a quaint Ralph Waldo Emerson comment, reading "The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization." How the hell does this equate to me being an anti-american commie librul?!

I will be buying some of those stick-on letters found on mailboxes. Two S and two W. On the front and rear bumpers, one at each end, will read S W. Meaning SCREW DUBYA. Nobody will get the reference; so I'm dissing them without them realizing it, just as the neocons have been screwing them over without them realizing it.

I might be adding "Corporate fathers blame welfare mothers" and "Question technology" in lieu of El-Auction 2004. The QT one will suggest I am not in support of *, but it's in terms of technology as a whole.

[cornermouse]

1. I'm still trying to figure out the road rage part?

Have you checked to see if all of your tail lights and brake lights are working?

Don't waste your time yelling at me. I'm leaving.

[Deja Q]

2. Why would I yell? You've a good point. And I had checked my lights; all

are fully operational. :-)