Bush/Cheney '04 Online Store

[XNASA]

http://www.georgewbushstore.com/

Some of these would make great gifts. I mean, what woman doesn't want a "W the President" handbag hanging off of her shoulder as she walks down Main Street in Anytown, USA.

I'm seriously thinking about buying a couple of items as gag gifts.

[Homer12]

1. Hey!!! Where's the section were I can buy a country?

[ewagner]

2. I like the Interstate W Bib

bet it's modeled after the one Dubya uses while being fed.....

[GainesT1958]

3. What I want to know is...

When they're coming out with:

> The official Dick Cheney Halliburton no-bid oil well rig hard hat;

> The official "AWOL Top Gun" flight suit, complete with extra socks for crotch-stuffing;

> The official "Now, watch my drive" golf swing analyzer-cam (not available in Canada!), and

> The official "Average Tax Cut" check! :eyes:

B-)

[disgruntella]

4. Here's an idea for an enterprising DUer

Buy up a whole bunch of merch from this store (ex. "W for President" tote bag) and add a big, bloody handprint. Blood on their hands.

[BurtWorm]

5. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! What's worse than seeing spit-up on a onesie?

[Tyler Durden]

6. Gag gifts is right.

As in projectile vomitting in the face of the giver.

Warn me before you give me one: I want split pea soup with a big salad (for texture) right before you present me with it.

[MidwestTransplant]

7. So many wonderful items

how do I choose! :puke:

[ornotna]

8. Think of the poor baby wearing this

Poor kid wouldn't be able to keep his/her food down.