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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:50 AM
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Question for people who eat light bulbs
Are your teeth really strong? Do your gums bleed? What does it feel like when you take a dump? Do you floss with steel mesh strands?
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:53 AM
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1. I do it for the crunch!
If the light bulbs are anything like my friggin glass ornaments that bust into pieces upon hitting carpet, your teeth don't have to be that strong at all!
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:53 AM
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2. My teeth are metal!
and my gums are protected so it won't bleed...
i Feel like i bite off my tongue when i take a dump (and i did!)
and i don't floss or brush! just too hard..

(all these answers are untrue)
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McKenzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:58 AM
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3. I spend a fortune on laxatives... n/t
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 08:01 AM
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4. I used to eat them, but they gave me glass.
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