The old cowboy

[Renew Deal]

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his

whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and

asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,

mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."



She said, "I'm a lesbian.

I spend my whole day thinking about women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.

When I shower, I think about women.

As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women.

Everything seems to make me think about women."



The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the

other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."