"Why Hast Thou Forsaken Baby Jesus?" - Democratic Underground

Paragon

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Mon Sep-22-03 01:54 PM
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"Why Hast Thou Forsaken Baby Jesus?"

http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html

Be sure to click on lil' Baby Jesus' head.

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Bunny

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Mon Sep-22-03 01:57 PM
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1. Dear God that's weird!

Why? Why?? Why??? Ewww, creepy!

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ComerPerro

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Mon Sep-22-03 04:58 PM
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13. My God that is distrubing

A chilly whisper sets in, calling to you. "Why?"

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LearnedHand

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Mon Sep-22-03 01:57 PM
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2. Holy shit!

What a spooky, fucking ad! These people are REALLY sick fucks.

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maxanne

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Mon Sep-22-03 02:01 PM
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3. since my local tv evangelist

announced to the audience that I was going to burn in hell, I have no problem admitting that this very peculiar site made me laugh out loud.

:evilgrin:

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Paragon

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Mon Sep-22-03 02:02 PM
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4. Gotcha!

Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 02:05 PM by Paragon

It's part of a religious parody site! Go here:

http://objective.jesussave.us/index.html

Be sure to click on all the links...and banners, too. Some of the banners go to more parodies (like this one), others link to some scary-weird real religious sites.

Oh - view the "Prayerbook", too. Lots of outraged fundies got fooled, too.

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Dogmudgeon

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Mon Sep-22-03 02:28 PM
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7. I don't think so

It seems too straight-up to be a parody site.

--bkl

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TrogL

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Mon Sep-22-03 04:56 PM
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11. Oh?

June 4, 2003 -- We have moved again. While closely rereading the Statement of Faith of our previous webhost, Cross Spot, we made the sad discovery that they are not firm enough in their opposition to the erroneous doctrine of triclavianism

...

Triclavianists hold that three, and only three, nails were used to affix our Lord Jesus Christ to the cross.

We've been had.

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WillParkinson

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Mon Sep-22-03 02:03 PM
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5. Please support our website by visiting the following good...

christian businesses....

It was blank.

And Nelson says...HA-HA.

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RobertSeattle

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Mon Sep-22-03 02:19 PM
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6. Here's the direct url

http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.swf

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scarlet_owl

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Mon Sep-22-03 04:35 PM
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8. Baby Jesus looks like he needs his swaddling clothes changed.

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TrogL

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Mon Sep-22-03 04:52 PM
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9. He looks constipated

or right the middle of stinking up the place.

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alfredo

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Mon Sep-22-03 04:57 PM
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12. Naw, he is at the

it's getting cold and messy phase. GACK!!!!!

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TrogL

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Mon Sep-22-03 04:53 PM
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10. That's not Jesus

Jesus has blonde hair.

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