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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:34 PM
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Anyone date a Jewish pornographer?
What were the holidays like? Were they willing to take nude photos of your family on Christmas Day?

:D
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:35 PM
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1. As long as your family is circumcised
I'm sure it would not be a problem
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:36 PM
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2. On Christmas day...
...we went out for Chinese food and a dirty movie.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:42 PM
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3. um I resemble that remark
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:39 PM
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7. Uh oh.... do you some pics of me I should know about?
:)
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 02:43 PM
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4. *snarf*
I would tell ya to ask JimmyJazz, but it's a secret. ;-)

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:02 PM
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5. Pay no attention to that little green furry guy in the trash can --
I have no idea what he's talking about! :P
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:17 PM
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6. Do they yell "Oh My G space d" in bed?
Edited on Mon Dec-06-04 03:17 PM by Endangered Specie
:evilgrin:
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JAbuchan08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:42 PM
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8. I almost posted this
and then I thought better, kudos to your bravery :eyes:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:43 PM
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9. Well, apparently I date a Jewish pornographer...
so I get a pass ;)
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JAbuchan08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:54 PM
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11. And rightly so!
If you are OK with dating a pornographer - however Jewish s/he might be you should definitely enjoy the fringe benefit of posting about it. The private details are, your business alone of course, but ... I got some free time. :silly:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:44 PM
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10. He's not Jewish.
I can't say we're exactly dating as it's a bit hard to define thus far.
I do know my image has been somehow involved in a bit of artistic endeavors. :D
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 03:55 PM
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12. So, then he's a pornographer?
or just an amateur one?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:10 PM
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13. Not a pornographer.
Just a man of many talents. Artistic ones being a part of it. Let's just say I've been drawn a bit. Very much a Renaissance man. Sigh.... :)

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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:14 PM
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16. Sounds delicious...
:)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:18 PM
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18. And I'm quite hungry.
:evilgrin:
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:11 PM
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14. Gasp! Yes, I did. But we broke up long before Christmas unfortunately.
I really wanted some interesting stocking stuffers. :evilgrin:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:15 PM
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17. Which begs the question...
why are there no uncircumcised dildos? Or maybe it doesn't beg that question at all... :shrug: :)
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:18 PM
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19. I wish I could have asked that! I wouldn't give him the 1 thing he wanted
babies. x(
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:21 PM
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20. They make some with pointy noses.
That's all I'm saying.

Other than thank goodness for that wonderful Newfoundland town.
Thank goodness. :D
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 05:12 PM
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15. No, but I would gladly do so.
Would I get to star in some of his work? :D
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