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Mon Sep-22-03 02:40 PM
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It finally happened.
I'm one card short of a full deck. One wave short of a shipwreck. I think I'm a banana tree. I'm knitting with only one needle. I'm driving only three wheels these days.
And there you have it.
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:42 PM
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1. One hamburger short of a Happy Meal, eh? |
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:43 PM
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2. One taco short of a combo platter? |
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Sidewalk doesn't go all the way to the street? Left your groceries back at the store? Living out where the buses don't run?
Please elaborate.
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Paragon
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:48 PM
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:26 PM
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18. Does that mean you just indulged in fisticuffs, or, oh no, Fisting? |
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:47 PM
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19. You're the Statue of Liberty in tight pants? You've moved... |
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:53 PM
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21. yer bread ain't done? |
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Grandpa's favorite. Ya ain't quite playin with a full deck?
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:44 PM
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3. Your little choo-choo's gone chugging around the bend? |
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The cheese has fallen off your cracker?
Sad.
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:45 PM
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4. You're a half-bubble off plumb? |
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:24 PM
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17. I have never heard many of these before, but a question for you |
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I laughed at yours, but that is because I think it is a reference to the little bubble in a level. Am I right? If not please explain. Thanks.
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Mon Sep-22-03 04:24 PM
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Level is for horizontal surfaces, plumb is for vertical ones. This line is level _. This one is plumb |.
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Mon Sep-22-03 09:47 PM
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24. Trof, thanks, but you did not have to illustrate horizontal and vertical |
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It made me laugh though. I did not remember the difference between level and plumb, thanks.
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:45 PM
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5. What do you mean "going"? |
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Um...I mean...no, you're not....
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:48 PM
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6. a glazed donut short of a dozen, eh? |
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:50 PM
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:56 PM
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9. I'm missing that one final screw. |
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Something-something-something
To be honest, you don't have a cluuuuuuuuuue!
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Mon Sep-22-03 02:57 PM
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10. Oh, you're referring to the song!!!!! |
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A good one by Queen. The video is strange, but then, what would you expect? :D
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:02 PM
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I've never seen it -- any idea where it might be online??
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:04 PM
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13. I have only seen it once. |
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It was on a tribute show of some sort. Years ago. I never saw it aired as a stand-alone piece.
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:03 PM
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12. I am there already, sweetie pie |
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:05 PM
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14. It finally happened! n/t |
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:06 PM
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15. One gunman short of a grassy knoll? |
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:21 PM
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16. "knitting with only one needle" I never heard that one before |
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I like it though and just wrote it on my note pad. As someone who has visited the funny-farm a few times, welcome to the Crazy Club.
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:50 PM
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20. A sandwich short of a picnic? |
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Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor? Not the sharpest knife in the drawer? One Jackson short of a reunion tour? (made that one up...)
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Mon Sep-22-03 03:56 PM
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22. Gone cliche mad...for sure!....LOL!!! |
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