Silly,made-up words you and your family use.

[Padraig18]

I'll go first:

sneezlitch: noun; any concoction of leftovers that, when combined, are fed to dogs. "Would you boys like some sneezlitch?"

:P

Next!

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

Cat-strubation

When a cat kneads on a pillow and gets that dreamy look in their eyes.

[eternalburn]

2. heh heh, we call that.....

...catupuncture.

All claws in this house :)

[vixengrl]

7. My parents' dog is a pillowsexual.

It's embarrassing, but the word kind of speaks for itself.

[ironflange]

16. Hmmm, most dogs are Leg-o-sexuals

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

1. douchenosal

much like douchebag.

[Padraig18]

3. EX-cellent, so far!

Keep it up!

:thumbsup:

[babylonsister]

4. Kleabits; pieces of

pasta stuck together while cooking to form one big kleabit.

Mom used to call anything with chicken in it 'melange' cause Dad hated chicken. She figured a name change would improve the recipe.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

5. Geetis and Framus

geetis: noun; a thing in very broad terms. "Can you hand me that remote control for the geetis?"

framus: noun; a geetis that can be driven; a car, golf-cart, bicycle. "That luggage-carrying framus almost knocked that woman over!"

[ZombieNixon]

6. funteresting

Fun and intresting, as in "here's a funteresting fact..."

[datasuspect]

8. biddy biddy

when speaking with the cats.

[shesemsmom]

9. Moremoorsh

for a dime store stuffed animal of our Daughters and she called her bellie button a bicky bine and it stuck

[sandnsea]

10. "sauted"

Okay, it's not a made up word, but that's what we call it when dinner gets a little, er, overdone...

[Hotler]

11. peniate; also peniation

Peniate and peniation is to waste time. Screw off, jack around, fuck off that kind of thing. I peniated around all day.(did nothing) what are you doing? I'm peniating. (waiting for you).

[Padraig18]

12. I'm borrowing that one!

:P

[Hotler]

13. Optirectalmosis...

thats where your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shitty outlook. Or, assitosis- that's where the iron in your blood settles to lead in your ass.

[Rowdyboy]

14. My sister very briefly dated a boy who always called watermelons

"wallermelons" and cantalopes "camelopes". That was in 1976-we still use those terms today in his honor.

Also, all burned food is referred to as "golden brown"

[mondo joe]

15. "murgan" = "music", particularly a music playing device

It was how my oldest said "music" to refer to the CD player when she was VERY little.

[ironflange]

17. Bob the squirrel

We don't say "squirrel," it's "Bob." That comes from the time I asked our son, then two, what he thought that there squirrel's name was. Bob, he said, and it stuck. So, for instance, we'll be driving along, I'm in my usual semiconscious state, when Mrs. Ironflange will scream, "Look out, you idiot, you nearly ran Bob over!"

[JVS]

18. please and thank you, what a crock!

[lumberingbear]

19. Paddy, my little bear cub...

how are you feeling???

[Cadence]

20. Labeed.

A Labeed is someone who is being a dork and an idiot at the same time.


It works well in public nobody knows what your saying if you say to your friend look (at) ....labeed. Then your friend looks and the labeed doesn't know you mean him.

[roguevalley]

21. my dad had strokes and can't say names easily. he calls our

littlest dachsie of our five, Queen. His name is TIppy but he's sweet and lovable and fem. For some reason, we call him/her Bissy Queen. Sort of a slur of Missy Queen.

Keputch: Ketchup
sammidge: sandwich
I'll be swanned. -- I'll be amazed.

[Groggy]

22. That's real and kumaloo

Real=like that's cool..or nice. Kumaloo means a cute and cuddly animal.
yah we're dorks!

[yellowdogintexas]

23. telemenish..what my youngest sister used to call the TV

also basgetti for spaghetti

johnies for pajamas

pooey for pudding


my daughter knows a little boy who calls hooded jackets
scootemanges...I love that word

oh yeah my daughter used to call the toilet plunger a "macaroni stomper"

and finally "sofapillows", you know those puffy fried pastries they serve with honey in Mexican restaurants....(sopapillas)

[graywarrior]

24. Goobawalahs

Hand me the goobawalah.
Goobawalah my plate, honey.
Stop fucking with the goobawalah, goddammit.

Goobawalah replaces any noun, verb, adverb or adjective. We actually understand what it means in each circumstance.

[davsand]

25. You are an Afod!

Afod: adj; mildly pejorative term used to express vexation. Connotes foolishness. (pronounced as A (as in Age) Fod (rhymes with Tod)

"Your FATHER is an AFOD!"

I have NO idea where it came from, but when my Mom was vexed with my Dad she called him an Afod. Usually it was in the context that he was late for a meal (an absolute No-no in that household to this day!) or on the context that he was being silly.

I've never heard them have arguments--only times when they disagreed. They still (after 55 years of marriage!) kiss each other goodbye and hello every day.

Laura