Holiday Gift ideas for freeper relatives

[GingerSnaps]

If the freeper relative lives with you get them something that you want :D

If you don't live with your freeper relative. Then donate money to a charity in their name and matte the receipt on a sheet of nice gold festive foil paper and put it in a frame. The dollar store sells frames for a buck and you can purchase a sheet of foil paper for less then a dollar from the stationery store. Tell them that * made a speech :puke: about helping one another. So, you took their gift money and donated it to the needy unwed mothers or no kill animal shelter fund :D

[da_chimperor]

1. A length of very strong rope tied into a noose also makes a good gift

:D

[St. Jarvitude]

2. A couple pieces of coal.

That's what I'm getting my freeper brother. I'm too poor to buy him anything schnazzy.

[GingerSnaps]

5. Give him a subscription to your favorite magazine

:D

[Spiffarino]

3. They're all getting this

[ZombieNixon]

4. That's great!

Since it doesn't do anything in the first place, I would alter it so that when they switch it on, blades or sandpaper come up and scratch the hell out of the DVD.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

6. How about a T-shirt that says :

" I stand on the right , but I am still wrong . " ;)

[GingerSnaps]

7. I like your idea

Freepers are lazy! They would read the first part and not read the ending because they don't care about the details. :D