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Tue Dec-07-04 08:20 AM
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| I'm going to be sitting on Santa's lap today |
| matcom
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:22 AM
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| 1. will he touch you in your "naughty place"? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:26 AM
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| 2. If he does I will pass out |
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:eyes:
I'm modeling for a classmates final project in computer animation class. :scared:
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:27 AM
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| 3. does that make you "androidynous"? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:29 AM
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He needs to use someone as a perspective or something like that so that he can complete his project.
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:40 AM
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| 5. I used to use that line all the time... |
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Hey baby I'm a great artist...Let me make you famous...I just need you to pose with Santa for a study in perspective...heh heh...gets em every time!
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Tue Dec-07-04 08:43 AM
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| 6. I thought it was etchings |
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:shrug: :scared:
I checked with his instructor and he is telling the truth.
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:09 AM
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| 7. the instructors are the worst... |
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and the etching ploy is reserved for gallery openings exclusively...
(I hope you realize I'm just teasing)
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:16 AM
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It's nothing special he needs a female form for his holiday game theme and I don't even know how it works. He wanted someone petite which means he could possibly be using me as an elf because I am 5'3 :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:24 AM
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Of course I'm 5'4 so your height is well withing the norm from my perspective...:+
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:42 AM
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| 10. My Sister is even smaller |
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She is 5 foot and everyone thinks that she is a kid. :scared:
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:48 AM
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| 13. my ex-wife was the same |
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She was barely 5 feet tall (with thick socks on!) and was often mistaken for a kid from behind when she worked in an elementary school.
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:45 AM
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| 11. How can I get to play Santa? |
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Tue Dec-07-04 09:48 AM
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| 12. My daughter just saw a santa on his break smoking a cigarette |
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no hat, no beard **sniff sniff** I smell a lawsuit!! HA!
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:24 PM
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| 15. Maybe it wasn't a cigarette |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 02:24 PM by GingerSnaps
:shrug: Santa is in Montana? Last time that I was in Montana we drove for miles before we could find any signs of life. I had a full tank of gas when I left one town and by the time that I got to my uncles house in the next town I was on empty. :hug:
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Tue Dec-07-04 02:29 PM
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| 16. Reminds me of "Bad Santa" LOL |
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:48 AM
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| 14. if you wiggle around... |
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If you wiggle around, will Santa have to pay you $20 for a lap dance?
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