Sing-a-Long!! On the first day of Christmas, my Freeper gave to meeee

[DS1]

A gun rack in my Humveeeeee!



Take it away DUers!!

[Phillycat]

1. TWO bombed abortion clinics...

and a gun rack for my Humvee!

[SarahB]

2. Three copies of Treason

Two bombed abortion clinics

and a gun rack for my Humvee!

[dolo amber]

3. On the second day of Christmas, my Freeper gave to me

Two slutty Bush twins...and a gun rack for my Humveeeeee.

:D

[meegbear]

4. Three Freedom Hens

TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[DS1]

6. Four shotgunned birds

Three Freedom Hens
Two bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee! :7

[StopTheMorans]

5. 5 Golden TEETH!

Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Six Lays a Lying

5 Golden TEETH
Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. seven Chick Tracts about heaven

Six Lays a Lying
5 Golden TEETH
Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[sniffa]

9. 8 micheLLe maLkins

seven Chick Tracts about heaven
Six Lays a Lying
5 Golden TEETH
Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. 9 Hummel figurines of Klansmen at a crossburning

8 michelle Malkins
seven Chick Tracts about heaven
Six Lays a Lying
5 Golden TEETH
Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[murielm99]

13. Nine Swift Boat Liars

[sniffa]

14. 10 engraved commandments

[sniffa]

16. 11 pfizer buyers

c'mon finish the song

[sniffa]

17. 12 war drums drumming

[tyedyeto]

20. 12 torturers a-busing

[name not needed]

11. nine bushes bombing

8 michelle malkins
seven Chick Tracts about heaven
Six Lays a Lying
5 Golden TEETH
Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[GingerSnaps]

12. And a Chimp..pan..zee

:D

[Her Blondness]

... in a tree!"

[jasmeel]

21. And herpes!

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. *lol*! This thread SO needs to go on the front page!

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[Arkana]

15. Ten racists lynching

nine bushes bombing
8 michelle malkins
seven Chick Tracts about heaven
Six Lays a Lying
5 Golden TEETH
Four Copies of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
TWO bombed abortion clinics
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee!

[sniffa]

19. hey DS1

can we get a finaL draft?

[obreaslan]

25. how about this...

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Freeper gave to me:

12 War drums drumming
11 pfizer buyers
10 engraved commandments
9 Swiftboat Liars
8 Michelle Malkins
7 Chick Tracts about heaven
6 Lays a Lying
5 Hearrrrtattacks for Diiick! (emphasis added :) )
4 Copies of Treason
3 freedom hens
2 Stolen Elections
And a gun rack in my Humveeeeee

[Her Blondness]

22. FIVE crooked supreme court justices

[Her Blondness]

23. ...to give the U.S. to a chim-pan--zee!

[DS1]

24. Official DU 12 Days Before Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My Freeper Gave to Me
A Gunrack on my Humvee

On the second day of Christmas
My Freeper Gave to Me
Two Bombed Clinics
and A Gunrack on My Humvee

On the second day of Christmas
My Freeper Gave to Me
Three Freedom Hens
Two Bombed Clinics
and A Gunrack on My Humvee

On the second day of Christmas
My Freeper Gave to Me
Four Books of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
Two Bombed Clinics
and A Gunrack on My Humvee

On the second day of Christmas
My Freeper Gave to Me
Five Golden Teeth
Four Books of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
Two Bombed Clinics
and A Gunrack on My Humvee

Twelve 'Raqis Beaten
Eleven Wells a Drilling
Ten Racists Lynching
Nine Swift Boat Liars
Eight Michelle Malkins
Seven Chicks Tracts Preachin
Six Lays a Lying

Five .Golden. Teeeeeeth

Four Books of Treason
Three Freedom Hens
Two Bombed Clinics
and A Gunrack on My Humvee

[MsAnthropy]

26. I love you guys! Thanks for the laughs, this is priceless