Which Food Network Host/ess would you most like to have for breffus?

[short bus president]

And you can take that to be "a food network personality to help you cook breffus," or "a food network personality cooking breffus for you after a night of steamy foodie passion," or "I'll take my eggs over-easy, and served to me on <foodnetworkpersonality's> own warmed buns, please."

Just specify which way ya mean. ;-)

EDITED to remove plain-text shite. Slippery mousefingers this morning. Also edited to add Fat Mario in place of Roker. 'Cuz who the hell wants to eat breffus with Roker, anyway? Fat Mario rocks Roker's world.

[Left Is Write]

1. Tyler Florence, baby!

He can come over and - er - "help me" cook breakfast. Yeah. That's it.

[fluffernutter]

13. yeah, what she said.

:thumbsup:

[Phillycat]

2. Alton Brown!

I :loveya: geeks. Smart guys get me soooooo hot.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. My girlfriend says that too.

Me jealous!!! :evilgrin:

Okay, not really. I think he's pretty cool too.

[short bus president]

4. You may just hafta share Alton, sweetie.

Unless he brings W along. Then it could just be a lovely foursome. ;-)

I bet W knows where to get us a proper pizza paddle...

[Phillycat]

15. As long as it's not Bed Bath and Beyond...

Why do they always go to that store? :puke:

You're telling me there isn't a Williams Sonoma in Georgia wherever they are located?

[short bus president]

18. Maybe it's a filming permissions issue?

Or maybe W owns the local BB&B?

Perhaps you should write Alton with a respectful verbal :spank: ;-)

[Phillycat]

21. Mmmmmm....Altonspank.

I can't say this hasn't crossed my dreaming mind before...

[short bus president]

22. I'll confess

I've wanted to spank Alton before, too. But only once. When he did the tofu show and tried to make it sound like those pan-fried tofu steaks he made were good eats. That shite was AWFUL! But the pie sorta made up for it. ;-)

[Arkana]

5. Alton rocks!

I absolutely love his show...it's both funny and educational.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Rachael Ray, of course, for the latter!

She's a babe....

[J-Lo Biafra]

7. I like her.

She seems like a nice person. And yes, she's cute!

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Welcome to DU, Java Queen!

:toast: You have great taste in Food Network hosts!

[J-Lo Biafra]

11. Thank you!

:hi:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. I can't STAND Rachel Ray!

She's so obnoxious and she has a bear-trap mouth!

Ever notice that she talks out of the side of her face too?

[WCGreen]

28. Yea so she can use the other side....

No her maniacical giggle is what drive me to thing about a hot dog, or a sausage opr maybe a nut log and and and, creme cheese, Ahhhhhhhhhhh

[mondo joe]

9. Tyler for the night, Barefoot Contessa for the actual breakfast

[Lavender Brown]

12. Giada

I think she's pretty.

[short bus president]

16. How could you tell

through the glob of vaseline on the lens that her show is filmed through? And with the Mexican soap opera lighting - I've never been able to watch her whole show. I did enjoy her on the Thanksgiving special, though, with normal lighting for the group scenes. She seems like a sweet girl, for one of the "daughter-of-a-famous-name" crowd. I just wish she'd fire her filming and lighting crews. ;-)

[KitchenWitch]

Gods

I cannot stand Giada, someone needs to tell her to:

1. Eat something...she must be a size -4
2. Quit with the phony grin...it looks cheesy AND
3. Stop acting like she is having an orgasm when she tastes her cooking, it is so over-the-top.

[Lavender Brown]

20. yeah

I don't think her food looks that good, for all the fuss she makes over it.

[hollywood926]

14. Sandra Lee

NOT.

[mcscajun]

17. Tyler Florence is Definitely a Wake-Up Next To Guy. :)

And he can serve me muffins ANYtime.


As to "Fat Mario" if you mean Mario Batali, couldn't you just list him that way?

[short bus president]

19. No!

Fat Mario is either listed as "Fat Mario" or "Real Life Comic Book Guy." Trust me that both are terms of endearment.

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

23. Roker

I liked Roker pre-surgery, when he was FAT like he is SUPPOSED to be.

[short bus president]

24. I actually removed Roker

to make room for Mario. I was trying to get all the ones who actually cook, and I'm afraid there are more than DU is able to shake its stick at.

[yvr girl]

25. I can't vote - damn

Must watch food network. I watch HGTV, but the men are mostly gay, so it doesn't work for me.

[WMliberal]

26. no Chairman Kaga?! for shame

Giada wins. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot.

[fluffernutter]

27. i love that you called it breffus

reminds me of my brother in our childhood days :)