All right. Who wants to go carousing with me?

[RagingInMiami]

Every year around this time, I start a drinking binge that lasts until the new year. I go around town raising hell, taunting freepers, stealing their booze.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

1. Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Can I come?

[RagingInMiami]

2. You're in

who else?

[tigereye]

5. wish I could go on a bender of sorts- more like a mulled wine

crawl would be my style. And it sounds warmer there, too.

But parenthood and my professional obligations say it is not meant to be. So I will just get my winter brews and sit with a good book instead as Christmas nears. Have fun though.

[sui generis]

3. jeez last year I was standing around on Lincoln

when this crazy drunk person came out of nowhere, hit me over the head with a dirty jock strap and stole my booze

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

7. oh you are talking about a Barfly-type bender

no thanks.

[sui generis]

8. actually I was pretending to be the injured freeper party

I swear I had nothing to do with that jock strap.

[Aiptasia]

4. Where are all the white women at?

I'm down..

[PatriotGames]

11. Bwahhahah! I laugh everytime someone says that. :-)

[RubyDuby in GA]

6. ooohhh...me...me...pick me....

Pretty please, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.... :evilgrin:

[RagingInMiami]

9. First stop is Costco in North Miami

where they have cheap booze and they give to the democrats. What's your poison?

[sui generis]

10. wild turkey 101: kickin' chickin' & coke

oh, and I don't mean the peruvian marching powder kind of coke - just the kind that fizzes when it's not flat.

[RagingInMiami]

12. this is miami, we got plenty of the other coke too

[StopTheMorans]

23. i love turkey; count me in!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

17. Are Jaeger-bombers regional? I was in Atlanta a few weeks ago and they

had no clue. Jaeger-bomber = shot of Jaeger with Red Bull.

Pure heaven.

[RagingInMiami]

19. I've seen people drink that down here

But the hip drink down here is Red Bull and Vodka.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

20. OOO... they do that with an energy Vodka, too.

We can thank THAT for causing me to hork all over my co-workers car a few weeks ago after the Pimp 'n Ho Ball.


:puke:

[Tsiyu]

13. Will you take the ladies to a chic boutique

so we can buy some girl clothes to carouse in?

[RagingInMiami]

15. Of course,

The bars down here don't close. The party never stops. We got plenty of time for the ladies to shop. We'll get our limo driver to drive us to Lincoln Road Mall on Miami Beach. I'm sure you'll find something chic there.

[American Tragedy]

14. Can us womenfolk carouse with you

or is it one of those male-bonding no-girls-allowed celebration of masculinity Deliverance things?

[RagingInMiami]

16. It's a purely democrat thing

Everybody's welcome except freepers.

[Champ]

18. Woohoo!

Count me IN! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

21. I'm not much of a carouser

but I'm game for a bit of partying in Miami.

[RagingInMiami]

22. Hang out with us and you'll be carousing in no time

[yvr girl]

24. Add liquor and watch her go?

[RagingInMiami]

25. First stop is Jeb Bush's house

That asshole lives down here when he isn't in Tallahassee. His son also got arrested down here for driving drunk on the lawn of an ex-girlfriend a few years ago.
The plan is to get our limo driver to drive all over Jeb's yard.

[Tsiyu]

26. Fun! I love my new sequined jacket and velvet mini skirt

I'll look so lovely as we mow down Jeb's bushes...HA!

How close is Limpdick's house? Can we steal his booze, too?

[RagingInMiami]

27. Is limpdick Jeb?

We'll steal his booze, his daughter's drugs and his wife's jewelry.
Who else wants to join?

[Miami Liberal]

28. Count me in!

Don't forget Miccousukee(sp?) for some gambling.

[RagingInMiami]

29. Now you're talking.

We'll have our limo drive clear across town to the new Hard Rock Cafe casino. We'll pick up some Cuban coffee along the way to get our energy level up.

[Miami Liberal]

30. We'll pick up the Cuban Coffee at freeper central...

at Versailles cafeteria on Calle Ocho.