Weird or bad song titles

[BurtWorm]

I'll go first:

Dude Looks Like a Lady

[Feathered Fish]

1. Titties and Beer!

[BurtWorm]

2. In a Gadda da Vida

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Hey! That is a beautiful old sacred hymn, man! *Remember the Simpsons'

singing it one Sunday? *lol**


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[BurtWorm]

5. Saba Adda a Ub, iddit?

Udda Sduck. Udda Bubba. Da Hawa Bubba.

[shawmut]

4. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmm

[BurtWorm]

18. I saw something on VH1 about that title that always cracks me up.

It makes me think of all the poor djs who had to say "Now here's Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by the Crash Test Dummies," never really sure if they were projecting the Mmmm's strongly enough to be heard over the radio.

[terrya]

6. "We Built This City"

No you didn't. Bad and misleading, to put it mildly.

[yardwork]

35. That one gets special demerits

for being done by the remnants of a band that once was good.

[BurtWorm]

7. Smells Like Teen Spirit

Great song, but I don't know about that title...

[IHeart1993]

38. Smells like Nirvana

Weird Al Yankovic's version of that song!
It's great!!

[Aiptasia]

8. Touch my tooter

By WEEEEEEN!!!

[Left Is Write]

9. "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home"

[Left Is Write]

10. "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life"

[livvy]

11. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lyin' On My Back Cryin' Over You

I don't know who wrote it, but it's a real song that was on a box in a bar I used to go to years ago.

[BurtWorm]

12. It's very...descriptive.

:shrug:

[livvy]

13. I could never figure out

why the songstress didn't just roll over on her side!:shrug:

[deutsey]

14. Never Been to Me

[billyskank]

15. Too Drunk To Fuck

-The Dead Kennedys (awesome name for a band though)

[CO Liberal]

16. "Rainy Day Women Numbers 12 and 35" by Bob Dylan

:shrug:

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

17. Several Species of Small Furry Animals...

...Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict

Pink Floyd - Ummagumma

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

19. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It"

Anal Cunt are famous for their insulting song titles. Boston area band, recently reunited.

[johnnie]

20. "There's no lights on the Christmas tree Mama...

...they're burning Big Louie tonight".
Sensational Alex Harvey Band. (Or SAHB for those in the know..lol)

[southpaw]

21. If Hell had a Jukebox (Travis Tritt)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Sorry, but any song with the word 'Jukebox' in the title is automatically deemed a festering gobbet of vomit in the piss-ridden corner of the truck-stop bathroom-stall that is the music industry. And yes, that goes for 'Jukebox Hero' too!

[tjdee]

22. Dyer Makr or D'yer Maker or D'yer Makr or whatever the frig.

Love the song, hate the title.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Longest Song Title Ever

Hoagy Carmichael:

"I'm a Cranky Old Yank, In A Clanky Old Tank, Flat on My Back, With my Yokahama Mama, Doin' the Neato, Neato, Flat On My Seato, Blues"

(I think that's the correct title. Nonetheless, it's something close to that.)
The Professor

[BurtWorm]

26. Locking

No sex threads. ;)

[Aiptasia]

24. Waiving my dick in the wind

By Weeeeen!

[CO Liberal]

25. Opus 17 - The Four Seasons

The title has nothing to do with the lyrics.

I can see,
There ain't no room for me.
You're only holdin' up your heart in sympathy.
If there's another man,
Then girl I understand.
Go on and take his hand,
And don't you worry 'bout me.

I'll be blue,
And I'll be cryin' too.
But girl you know I only want what's best for you.
What good is all my pride,
If our true love has died.
Go on and be his bride,
And don't you worry 'bout me.

I'll be strong,
I'll try to carry on.
Although you know it won't be easy when your gone.
I'll always think of you,
The tender love we knew.
But somehow I'll get through,
So don't you worry 'bout me.
Ooo-oo,
Baby.

(instrumental)

Sweetie pie,
Before you say goodbye.
Remember if he ever leaves you high and dry.
Don't cry alone in pain,
Don't ever feel ashamed.
If you want me again,
Just don't you worry 'bout me.

I love you,
No matter what you do.
I'll spend my whole life waitin' if you want me too.
And if this is goodbye,
You know I'd rather die.
Than let you see me cry,
'Cause then you'd worry 'bout me.

I'll be strong,
I'll try to carry on.
Although you know it won't be easy when your gone.
I'll always think of you,
The tender love we knew.
But somehow I'll get through,
So don't you worry 'bout me.

I'll be strong,
I'll try to carry on.
Although you know it won't be easy when your gone....

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/the-four-seasons/opus-17-dont-you-worry-bout-me.html

[DelawareValleyDem]

27. Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

Sly Stone

[BurtWorm]

32. Da Diz Indee Daweer Dsongtie Tull

[XNASA]

28. "Life is a Minestrone" - 10cc

[GRLMGC]

29. Detachable Penis

granted its the subject of the song and it's not a bad little song either.

[BurtWorm]

31. It is indeed not a bad little song.

King Missile is not a bad little group either.

[arwalden]

30. Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft

[BurtWorm]

33. Yes? You rang?

Oh! That's a song title! Oh. I knew that. :evilfrown:

[nytemare]

34. "Someone left the cake out in the rain" n/t

[CO Liberal]

36. That Was Just One Line

The title was "MacArthur Park".

[nytemare]

39. Forgot about that!

That is one of those songs that you remember by a line more than the title.

I always thought that song by the Who was "Teenage Wasteland".

[yardwork]

37. That one has a stupid title too - MacArthur Park

[BurtWorm]

40. You're Having My Baby