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Tue Dec-07-04 03:26 PM
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Guys - Have You Ever "Faked It"? |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 03:26 PM by matcom
by not pre-rinsing the dishes before loading the dishwasher and just PRETENDING to?
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:29 PM
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1. By pulling the comforter up over the messy bed, and saying I made the bed. |
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:29 PM
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2. It says dishwasher - it doesn't say "part 2 of dishwashing enabler" |
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Obviously, a plate still food of full gets scraped, but :wtf: next you'll want me to measure wood before cutting it :eyes:
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:30 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:42 PM
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16. yeah still food of full! |
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When I put family on my food, they'd better be fucking full or else it's clobberin time! :7
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:31 PM
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4. Amateur-NO of course not I failed the first time and was never asked again |
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Didn't you learn ANYTHING in the Army?
Sheesh!
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:34 PM
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5. well, i haven't TOUCHED a load of laundry in 10 years! |
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must of done SOMETHING right!
note to the rest of you men: spill something on a sweater and call your Mrs and ask how to get it out. when she tells you bleach, SOAK that thang in a BUCKET full of STRAIGHT bleach for 3 HOURS! when she finds out what happened, she will NEVER let you TOUCH the laundry again!
-trust me. it has been proven. :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:36 PM
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7. Men who do laundry get threesomes. |
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:39 PM
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8. I always do the laundry |
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and I am talking taking it to the laundromat doing laundry.
So.....
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:39 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:40 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:42 PM
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14. from my experience, yes |
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:50 PM
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19. I would like this documented |
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I've been doing the laundry for years. Always my own, and occasional loads for Mrs. Squeech.
And nobody has made me any interesting offers.
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:51 PM
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20. Well I guess it's on a case by case basis. |
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Doing your own laundry doesn't count. :P
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:47 PM
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18. I can only do towels, sheets, and my stuff. |
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Mrs bearfan does her own laundry. I shrunk her bras one time by drying them on medium. Oh what a grandiose blunder on my behalf ! I should have known I was supposed to dry her bras on low for 2 hours instead of medium for 40 minutes.
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:57 PM
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22. Actually me too....sort of |
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I am trying DESPERATELY to get back to the "one basket" rule that is one laundry basket and when it is fulled we wash it and start a new. My attempts to date have been in vein. I love my wife but organization is not one of her strong suits.
She has a basket of her clothes that I have seperated and that she is responsible for-stuff I don't know how she wants washed. Everything else goes in the front loading machine, COLD water, and full heat dryer (#'s 5,7, & 9 work best)
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SYSTEM!
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:35 PM
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So *THAT'S* how guys fake it!
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:40 PM
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And i've not pre-spot treated the laundry, too.
And i've faked orgasms when there's something good on T.V..
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:42 PM
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but you're male, right? Didn't she, um, notice that you faked?
(Not trying to get this locked!)
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:41 PM
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screwed up cooking so badly he got out of it permanently.
But then again, I haven't done the dishes in 13 years.
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:42 PM
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15. I have faked it with myself even! |
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:43 PM
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17. LOL - this thread made me laugh the hardest today |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 03:43 PM by Champ
and I posted alot of strange articles today too x(
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Tue Dec-07-04 03:56 PM
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21. What good is a dishwasher if you have to pre-rinse them? |
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A sink full of hot, soapy water and a little elbow grease will do the job just as well.
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