Man Killed by 500 lb. "Pet" Wildebeest

[Jack_Dawson]

I feel so bad for him not.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/07/wildebeest.death.ap/index.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. No Gnus is Good Gnus.

[Jack_Dawson]

4. No you Din-nt

[KyndCulture]

2. My first thought

Was he a republican?

My second thought, now that's something you don't see in the headlines everyday.

[YDogg]

3. Sweet mother ...

... of ghod. That had to be a terrifying way to leave this earth. I wonder what the wildebeest was thinking as it was pummeling the dude?

"And. This. Is. For. Filing. My. Horns. Asswipe!"

[RetroLounge]

5. You think that's bad, the Llama was waiting in the wings

Animal Farm...

RL

[Runcible Spoon]

6. keeping exotic animals for anything other than conservation efforts

is dangerous and foolish. EDIT: I mean traditionally non-domesticated animals, since I see llamas and alpacas are considered exotic but are actually quite adaptable to domesticity.