I was naked.

[short bus president]

And then I finished what I had been doing naked, and I put my clothes on. Now I'm clothed. Ask me anything.

[motely36]

1. What are you wearing?

[short bus president]

7. some cheap ass whatcha callem mesh-type shorts

and a t-shirt.

I'm dead sexy.

[motely36]

13. That sounds really hot.

[ZombieNixon]

2. How was it?

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

8. Excellent, as always.

I'm not sure what you meant by "it," but I'm good at lots of things, so I figured I'd go out on a limb.

[ZombieNixon]

14. I'm not sure what "it" is, either.

Could be anything. A shower, a bracing run in the sleet, a glorious battle on the fields of ancient Gaul. Who knows? Let your imagination run wild...

[AllyCat]

3. Have you heard from Ashcroft yet?

I mean, Gonzalez...

[short bus president]

12. Is he the Director

or the Cinematographer?

[DS1]

4. When are you and that other DUer whose name I shall omit

going to take your clothes back off and jump in the sack?

[short bus president]

15. I dunno.

How soon can you get here?

:P

[DS1]

17. Oh no, I don't need pictures, you two lovebirds

pop in some jazz and get to it

[JimmyJazz]

28. ha ha ha ha ha - If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were talking

about someone I know.

[Gothic Sponge]

5. I was naked too

I took a shower. ;)

[baldguy]

6. .

http://www.trojancondoms.com/

[rug]

9. what were you doing naked?

[JimmyJazz]

19. I know you are new here, but you are out of your stinkin' mind

to ask Short Bus that kind of question! It's sorta like feeding the animals when the sign says not to....

:hi:

[JVS]

Beneath our clothing we are all naked

[GOPisEvil]

10. Tease

[short bus president]

18. If it helps,

I'm sure to be naked again at some point. And before then, even, I'll be stripped down to my boxers for the sleeping, or the "passing out," as it were, or "shall be."

:P

[HeeBGBz]

11. Did you have an epiphany?

[short bus president]

21. No.

I had the burrito supremo. :shrug:

[HeeBGBz]

39. Oh, an Epoopfanny then.

[shesemsmom]

16. were you cold?

[short bus president]

20. No, indeed!

It was very warm and steamy. If not fuzzy.

[FuzzySlippers]

22. Yes? You called me?

[short bus president]

27. Hi Fuzzy!

Where were you? I stayed 'til the hot water ran out...

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

30. I was hiding in the closet.

I didn't want any part of that! Geesh!

[short bus president]

33. Might've been considered like a baptism or sumthin',

getcha some extra credit with Pat.

;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

35. I'm gonna tell Pat you said that

and he's gonna have God smite you good.

[short bus president]

37. And then I'll have been smut?

Cool!

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

23. Are you gonna show off your Stangle again, dear?

[short bus president]

29. I think the people have seen enough of my Stangle, dear.

Besides, he's off pestering the Great Dane now. See what sort of icky innuendo mileage you can get outta THAT, perv!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

31. I am not a perv, I just happen to know a few. And, Boris is

so cute, too. I'll bet he gives some slobbery love.

[short bus president]

34. Oh, yeah.

Boris can hit you with his slobbery love from across the room with a proper shake. You'll just be sittin' there and you'll see Boris shake his head off in the distance and then KERBLAP! Slobberwad to the face.

[JimmyJazz]

36. I'm sure that's true, but that cute face makes up for any slobbering

he might do. Mmmmmm - take that how you want.

[shesemsmom]

24. UUHHHH

what was fussy?

[JimmyJazz]

25. His Stangle. Apparently.

[supernova]

26. Did you manscape?

[short bus president]

32. In the SHOWER???

Heavens no! Even I'm more of a lady than to do it upright!

:P

[yvr girl]

38. Is one ever really finished being naked?

You copied me - It's better than the Academy giving me one of those bad ass statues.