Champ
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:15 PM
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Things NOT to do if you expect to live long |
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 11:16 PM by Champ
I'll go first, Drive in NASCAR.
Also can't forget the obvious, Join the Army.
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:16 PM
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1. Smoke and not watch where you are going |
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:18 PM
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they will allow their corporate friends to pollute your air and water, market cigarettes, drugs, cars and other products that can kill you, and they'll send your children to die in unnecessary wars for oil
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:19 PM
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:19 PM
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Or swim in gasoline, for that matter
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:23 PM
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5. Point a gun at a cop. Self transgendering surgery, too. |
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:30 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-07-04 11:33 PM by wtmusic
Questions asked when I applied for life insurance (for real):
1) Have you flown in a private plane before? 2) Are you a pilot? 3) If not, are you planning to learn how to fly?
:crazy:
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:33 PM
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8. mortician friend tells me he would never learn to fly |
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as high percentage of pilots he "works on"
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Tue Dec-07-04 11:31 PM
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7. Visit a red(neck) state and walk down the street... |
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holding hands with your same-sex or as a mixed race partner.
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