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Wed Dec-08-04 12:13 AM
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How should I kill that? I jest et my... Am I the only one who is attracted to my sister? Whose child can we enlist? Is your housewife as desperate as mine? I just stole from my mother. Ask me anything. I love shellfish but hate gays, suggestions? How do I know MY vote was counted?
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:16 AM
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1. what do you love MOST about Bush? Or, conversely, |
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what do you HATE most about Clinton?
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:17 AM
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:23 AM
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3. "Have you moved out of your parent's basement yet?" |
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"It's still Klinton's fault"
"Libruls suck"
"This morning, I was brushing my tooth and....."
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:29 AM
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4. I've had my eleventh Coors tonight |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:29 AM
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5. The all time best NASCAR driver (poll) |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:30 AM
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6. Poll: "My A**" or "A Hole In The Ground" |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:51 AM
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:30 AM
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7. I just sold my gun to pay for food. Ask me anything! |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:33 AM
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11. I just sold all my food to buy a new Gun. Ask me ANYTHING! |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:38 AM
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14. I just accidentally shot my kid with my gun. LOL. Ask me anything. |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:32 AM
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8. I just bought a new RV |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:32 AM
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9. My wife got the house, but I got the appliances on the porch and the car |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:32 AM
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10. My son just got a job for $6.00 an hour. Praise Bush, his |
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economic recovery plan is working. My son told his employer who paid him $5.75 an hour to get lost. Good times are here again. In 5 years he will be eligble for 10% emplloyer paid health insurance. Praise God for giving us Bush.
Your informded and edshukated Freeeper.
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:33 AM
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12. actually checked in there today |
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the tone is very morose and critical of Bush.
Even heard Rush today (employees be damned listening) down on administration..
they have no one else to blame any more.
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:39 AM
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:53 AM
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18. Seriously? Like they might be thinking they made a mistake? |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:35 AM
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13. how du i git them puke stains off my car seats ? |
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them libruls want to ban the bible,i hert it on da radio cousin Jeeters been abducted by space aliens theres commies & faggits down to the library i seen em. not enough prasin Jesus in the schools. i hope we nuke all them for-ners Mexikins is steelin our jobs these are ones i heard in L.A. that liberal place they complain about.
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:43 AM
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1. Does this look like a rash to you? (pic attached); 2. Buckshot v. slugs. Discuss.; 3. How many DUmbasses does it take to change a lightbulb? Wait, I can't count past two. Okay, then, two.; 4. Let's talk cockfighting; 5. I can't believe what Code Enforcement cited me for today (rant)!; 6. Crabs...lice...I love my little parasites; 7. Can I shoot my librul neighbor's cat? (sorry, Rhino); 8. I hate gayz and lezbyans and joos! Ask me anything!; 9. I have a toothbrush, so I only brush one of them (I have 7, FTR); 10. Favorite jail? Why?; 11. Which child actor/actress do you have the hots for right now?; 12. Dude called me an asshole, and I was like, "yeah, well, you are what you eat, buddy!" Dumbass.; 13. Tide not only got my whites whiter, but my Grand Wizard patch has never been more striking; 14. Woo-hoo! I'm the high bidder on the eBay auction for one of the LAPD batons used on Rodney King!; and lastly, 15. Can anyone else here suck their own dick?
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:11 AM
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25. #10 Aha ha ha ha ha ha ROTF |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:55 AM
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:58 AM
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20. "What's the best way to cook roadkill"? |
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Wed Dec-08-04 12:58 AM
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21. What kind a 'cans do you shoot? (poll) |
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answers:
Mexi-CANS afri-CANS Mer-CANS
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:00 AM
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22. Tobey Keith: Gr8tst sungwriter evar |
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:01 AM
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23. CONGRATULATIONS HEILHITLER! 30 POSTS!! nt |
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:41 AM
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:06 AM
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24. Is there anyone else here that |
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has had sex with a chicken?
What do you think about negroes?
I just read my first novel!
Cool! My parents just died and left me their house!
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:42 AM
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29. Ouch. Sharp. They don't call you Zorra for nothing. |
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:12 AM
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26. "My husband told me I had to vote for Bush". |
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"My son is STILL in Iraq, I hope he comes home alive".
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:20 AM
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27. "Reasons why we hate France and/or the U.N." n/t |
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Wed Dec-08-04 01:55 AM
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30. I found a thread there once where - and I swear this is true - |
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a bunch of fundie women were posting pictures of Bush and talking about how... I kid you not... how "hot" and "hunky" they thought he was.... :puke:
The best part was that one of them posted a still from the scene where he falls off a Segway. Stupid twits were talking about "how lucky we were" to have a "commander in chief with such sexy legs" :puke:
Aw man I can't believe I'm even posting this. Eccch, I'm shaking now as it all comes back to me. I thought I had put this whole experience behind me.
Ohhh man... Jesus... I need a shower...
..:: rocking and sobbing in the shower ::..
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Wed Dec-08-04 02:07 AM
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31. Does FR have an equivalent to our lounge? |
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I suppose I could check myself, but my blood pressure tends to rise precipitously every time I'm exposed to that website. I've even cuffed myself and seen the evidence of it. I do much better with second-hand accounts.
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Wed Dec-08-04 02:38 AM
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32. Physiognomy and Phrenology: Sciences for the End Times. n/t |
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Wed Dec-08-04 02:49 AM
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33. Which of your sisters is best in bed? |
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Wed Dec-08-04 02:53 AM
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34. Unfortunately, this is a true one. |
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If you wanna be grossed out just check out any thread about Anne Coulter. Freepers actually have a rule that if someone MUST post a picture of her if the she's mentioned. :puke: Wanna see??? Here's a sample http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1282338/postsOh, yeah, they have freepergasms over Laura Ingraham too. :puke: :puke:
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Wed Dec-08-04 03:13 AM
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35. Ann Coulter has an ADAMS APPLE! |
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Wed Dec-08-04 03:28 AM
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That was cruel, but I understand why you would need to post proof. I still can't believe it!
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