So...I gotta think of a name for something...

[HEyHEY]

I'm supposed to name my major newscasts. Any ideas?.. NO we will not be using my namein the title.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Gesualdo's Fornications

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Magpie Report

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Hey, it's hoser time, eh?

[HEyHEY]

5. Magpie?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. "Hi, this is my major newscast Steve, and this is my major newscast Rhonda

and over there was my major newscast Winston."

[HEyHEY]

6. Help me rhonda

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Pompatous of Love

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Polycarping

[Cadence]

9. What are you reporting on?

[HEyHEY]

10. Just the major Newscast

All the news that's....well fit for me to read!

[NV Whino]

11. Fred?

What the hell do they mean?

[HEyHEY]

14. Well like...

Instead of saying "Here's the five O'Clock news" I say something like "It's five O'clock - time for the world today" or something

[Cadence]

20. It's five O'Clock - do you know where your news is?

[NV Whino]

12. This is the new job?

Is your old one still open?

[HEyHEY]

15. Yep..my new job..the old one is probably gonna open soon

The idiot they hired to replace me is making a mockery out of print journalism

[flvegan]

13. "I'm Private Parts, and this just in from Major Newscast..."

I'd piss myself if I heard that.

[HEyHEY]

16. I really wanna say "Sit up straight - it's time for the news"

[flvegan]

17. Hey, now...I like that!

[HEyHEY]

18. I'm always tempted

I'll bring it up with my boss one day.

[andino]

19. A little more info would be nice...

[RagingInMiami]

21. It's five o'clock and the world still has not ended

[obreaslan]

22. It's 5 o'clock - Welcome to the Liberal Bias.

:hi:

[regularguy]

23. Ha!

"Good Evening. Welcome to the liberally biased Jewish-owned Homesexual agenda"

[Boswells_Johnson]

24. The Long, Hard, and Thick Of It All

[da_chimperor]

25. News hour with A. Hoser?

:shrug: I'd try to work in hoser somehow, but that's just because I like the word.

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. Well who are you broadcasting to? If it's us down here in the USA

"Northern News" works.


If it's to your folk up there... um... Hmm.. "Canadian Communications"?

Nah.. sounds like a production company.

Sorry. I am all hung up on this alliteration thing now.. got nuthin for ya. :(

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[StopTheMorans]

27. The. Best. Newscast. Ever... PUNK!