tongue 'n cheek-- Vision of Jaysus

[Nikepallas]

God has given me a vision last night as I slept! In his vision he sent his son Jaysus to me and this vision of Jaysus transformed into the image of President Bush and he said unto me: "Dear Child, do not be afraid for is it not written that I would return to this earth at the ends of days and rapture all up to heaven who believe-th in me.

"I come to you now, Dear Child, to ask you to do my bidding and enlighten all those of the great visions I have for the American Planet, for you see I am determined to create an American planet.

"The devil has worked his evil for far too long and has pulled many of those - who would be my children-into false religions such as, Catholicism, Buddhism, Presbyterianism, Islamism, and sooo many others who names just sicken me. They have been lead astray and it is now time to realize their mistake and repent or suffer in the annoy of HELL!

"Those who strayed are those who do not follow my laws, they question my decisions for this country of America, They doubt my first and now my second Presidency! THEY doubt me after I told them they Mandated my TERM!

"Even now, Dear Child, The most evil and vile Heathens are meeting in a room claiming that Voting irregularities happened and are demanding that votes for the devil-in the graven form of John Kerry-be counted!

"PRAY my child, for if this evil is allow to happen I shall not be able to help you find your way to heaven. Pray that my father and I will be able to stop this great EVIL and allow the rapture of YOU the true believe!"