Nice cologne, but must you marinate in it?

[Bertha Venation]

mailroom guy just walked by, and now I need an oxygen mask

:puke:

thank you for listening

[flamingyouth]

1. That is just foul

Or when you get on an empty elevator and are overwhelmed by the previous occupant's cologne. :puke:

[arwalden]

2. ...And It's Never A Cologne I Actually LIKE!!!

[sniffa]

3. pLease pass this sentiment on to

the eLderLy women who swim in that oLd-Lady perfume.

[peekaloo]

4. C.O.D.

cologne over dirt....usually favored by the hygienically challenged.

[Bertha Venation]

5. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... he forgot something...

:choke:

[fairfaxvadem]

6. That's our mailman too!

The dude from the post office comes in every frigging day with a triple dose on. He doesn't even get here with the mail until 11:30 or 12 and it's STILL overwhelming.

Gag...

[yellowdogintexas]

7. all that stuff makes me get an instant headache!

I have to severely limit my daughter's cologne applications when we are going anywhere together in the car.

Fortunately, my husband has same problem so he isn't a cologne freak either.

Oh Yeah, and not only to Little Old Ladies wear LOL perfume, it is always older than they are because it belonged to their mothers and they can't stand to throw it away. My favorite example is very old, very concentrated Estee Lauder "Youth Dew" gag gag gag!!!!!

even though Lauder is a wonderful Democratic supporting company and I am proud to be a Clinique customre!!!!!!!