Canadians need to do something about their freaking geese

[Skittles]

I was in Illinois last week and they were everywhere......they never fly quietly, they're always honking away. What on earth ARE they yelling about? I saw tons of them partying in parking lots and had to stop my car several times while they crossed the road....and they took their sweet time, believe me.

Cool birds though. :)

[KurtNYC]

1. They are protesting the NHL lockout

They have threatened to poop all over North American until the lockout is ended (in truth, they will continue to poop even after it is settled).

[LosinIt]

2. It's an invasion from the North

they're here to save us, be nice to them

[tnlefty]

3. Maybe they're yelling 'cause they're confused? We've had

a lot of them living in my neighborhood year 'round for approx. a decade. I really thought that it would be too damned hot for them during the summer, but they seem pretty happy, until this time of year when folks start shooting them. Or maybe they're honking 'cause they're getting shot at...

[SnowGoose]

4. Hey - let's not be bad-mouthing the geese pal.

I could tell you what they're yelling about, but then I'd have to...

well, you know.

[plcdude]

5. yeah

but their bacon is outstanding.