If you were captured by enemy agents and submitted to torture....

[terrya]

what could they do to you to get you to talk?

[Phillycat]

1. Play this song:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2170080

[msgadget]

2. Relentless tickling.

[bobbobbins]

3. threaten to have rats gnaw my face off...

that does it everytime

[Misunderestimator]

4. Copycat this thread...

:)

[terrya]

7. It might violate the Geneva Convention.

I was eating lunch and trying to come up with a post. I guess I should have tried harder. :-)

[Richardo]

5. Stern lecture would probably do it.

O8)

[AlCzervik]

6. a few drinks, a blunt and i'd tell them everything

it wouldn't be accurate but i'd still be talking.

[illflem]

8. Threaten that Dick Cheney would grope me

[evil genius]

9. or...

alternatively, if you groped dick cheney, you might avoid the draft.

[StopTheMorans]

10. hold my eyes open with toothpicks in front of a computer displaying GD

[Love Bug]

11. Barium enema

Had one once. All they have to do is wave that nozzle in my face and I'll spill.

[JimmyJazz]

12. Show me naked pictures of Donald Rumsfeld - Actually they

wouldn't even have to show me, all they would have to do is threaten to show me and I'd sing like Maria Callas :)

[SnohoDem]

13. Comfy Chair!

AHHHHHHGHHH!

[mcscajun]

14. They'd have me at "Hello"

I'm a devout coward...my religion is self-preservation.

I'd tell all, and even make up stuff if they wanted. Good thing I'm not a soldier, agent, or politician. This is Not the Stuff of which martyrs or heroes are made, sorry.

[billyskank]

15. I think just showing me the pliers and blowtorch would do it

[underpants]

16. Ask nicely

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