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Danmel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:19 PM
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It's a Miracle- All the socks paired up
I just finished a load of white laundry and every sock had a mate- I think I'm gonna go out a buy a lottery ticket now!
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:20 PM
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1. So..you didn't find an extra orange-striped one?
I'm also missing a blue one.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:21 PM
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2. Ruh-oh
That may mean something very important has vanished, and the return of the socks is a diversion. :D
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:23 PM
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3. There was a glitch in the Matrix.
:scared:
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:25 PM
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4. Well I am not sure I believe you.
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:26 PM
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5. Check your count of the empty hangers in the closet - there is a theory
that lost socks become hangers -

You may be a few hangers short now.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:27 PM
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6. I expect one day in my life to open a door . . .
and every freaking sock I have ever lost in my life will come tumbling out
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:28 PM
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7. Demonology
Burn him.
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madaboutharry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:32 PM
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8. Would you come over to my house?
We have an ongoing sock crisis over here.
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:51 PM
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9. I love it when that happens.
Of course I also have a theory that I may have just lost *two* socks. I've never actually stopped to count the pairs. :shrug:
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 04:59 PM
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10. I can top that... :)
In a fit of desperate boredom, I triaged and organized my sock drawer in September 2003, and it's still sorted out nice and neat.

I know, seek help. :P
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Zero Gravitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 05:03 PM
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11. Sign of the Apocalypse!
thats pretty much unprecedented isn't it? I have more odd socks than I have pairs.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 05:04 PM
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12. Socks like all of nature need another to complete it
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX!!!
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 05:04 PM
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13. Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?
:scared:
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 05:04 PM
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14. Darn. I was hoping you'd find the ones my bf loses.
When he does the laundry we seem to end up with 5 or 6 loners. Some are eventually reunited, but I'm not sure where the others go.
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