I got checked out today

[Courtesy Flush]

I'm not the kind of guy women look at very much, but I'm not so bad looking. Women around here really hate short guys, though.

Today, this woman in a store was checking me out. She was with her husband, and was being furtive about it, but was definitely sneaking glances.

Here's the crazy part... she was pretty nice looking.

I'm delightfully married, but still, it's nice to be noticed.

In fact, here's a tip for you married ladies. Feel free to sneak a not-so-subtle peek at a guy when you're with your husband. If you were alone, it might be dangerous. Would it kill you to throw a bone to little trolls once in a while? It made my day.

[hlthe2b]

1. Well, your wife obviously found something to like in a certain

"really short guy." Always nice, to sense other's interest, but I'm betting it is not just your looks that drew your wife to you.....:shrug: