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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 11:54 PM
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Which Dem candidate would win a Mud-Wrestling match?
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 11:55 PM by Armstead
Okay, let's forget ideology, policies, charisma,"electability" and all the rest, and get to the important question.

If all of the candidates were placed in a mud-wrestling ring, and told to go at it, who would be the last candidate standing?
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 11:56 PM
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1. HaHaHaHa, lieberman?
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:11 AM
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2. Kerry and Clark would be denying they ever wanted to wrestle
Kucinich would be standing outside the ring saying wrestling is wrong, Gephardt and Edwards would be late because of a photo op with 'Peoples' Wrestler' magazine, and no one would wrestle Dean after he insisted the match be 'even-handed'
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:13 AM
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3. Kucinich...he has the lowest center of gravity...would be hard to...
knock down, but could throw the others.
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diamondsoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:30 AM
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4. Bahahahahah! I'm a kucinich fan, but
my thoughts exactly! He'd be a shock contestant, but then I suspect he is anyway. :)
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:49 AM
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5. I have immense respect for Kucinich...
he is a true believer in what he says, and he is eloquent...speaks with almost evangelical zeal at most engagements in which I have seen him. I think he has played a large part in reviving the fervor of the Democratic Party!

Another point...once he got a little mud on his balding head, he would be very difficult to get a grasp on, eh? I put my money on Kucinich! LOL!
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 09:58 AM
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8. Congrats diamondsoul!! 900 posts
:toast:
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:17 AM
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6. Al Sharpton...
Edited on Tue Sep-23-03 03:19 AM by liberalnurse
I suspect he has real street experience and survivor instincts.
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:31 AM
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7. Howard Dean
Chris Matthews was gushing about Howard Dean's arms, he will take others down. Lieberman would be knocked out early, lol.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 10:01 AM
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9. Dean was a wrestler in high school, but...
... after him, I'd put my money on Kucinich (low center of gravity). :)
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caffefwee Donating Member (475 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:54 PM
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10. Clark has military background
I'm sure he's trained in several kinds of fighting. Second would be Dean. He has a tough looking face, no nonsense.
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