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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:29 PM
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At the checkout. (An allegory about America.)
(Pardon my rudeness. I don't mean any offence. I wrote this as satire, but couldn't find a taker. I thought you might enjoy it.)

AT THE CHECKOUT

(Six months from now.)

Salesgirl (S): Hello shopper! Welcome to the United Nations. How can I help?

America under Bush (*): Uh ... I'd like to buy this resolation. Revolution. Resolution. Uh, treaty.

S: Certainly Sir! This will protect American jobs, and gives your hair that just-washed look all day! How would you like to pay?

*: Diplomats' Club.

(Hands over DC card. It is swiped. Nasty beep.)

S: I'm sorry Sir, your diplomatic goodwill is maxed out. Been buying expensive wars? (Giggles.) Would you like to try another card?

*: Uh, sure. American Excess.

(AmEx is swiped. Nasty beep.)

S: Ooops! Looks like you've maxed out that one as well. Would you like to try another card?

*: I don't have any other cards.

S: Well, will you pay by cash?

*: Uh ... I'm a bit short at the moment.

S: Security!
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:34 PM
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1. LOL!
I like :P
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 10:35 PM
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2. Thanks!
eom
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 11:10 PM
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3. Self-kick
Sorry. I hoped for a bit more feedback. This is the only time I'll do this.
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